Heaven Silly Poems

If I get to heaven
will I need a pair of shoes,
a pillow or pajamas
in case I need to snooze.

Do they feed you, I get hungry
perhaps...

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How To Pray For Pigs
                    ...

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When someone stumbles and falls on their ass;
            we find such predicaments humorous.
And even...

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Authors Note: Warning!  If you are a serious person do not continue reading this.  If you expose this poem to direct sunlight it...

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I've often wondered when I die,
Can I still have rhubarb pie?
But then I worry what would I do,
If by chance I have to pooh?
Perhaps I'll...

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I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee
Because it might frustrate my Eternity

On account of my nephrolithiasis,
I'd rather not have to take a whiz

Plus the...

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Heaven gladly accepted me
My heart is so full of glee
Cause I'd never thought I'd be
In a place where love is free
My excitements giving me
The sudden...

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Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!

Then...

You and I, 
and the garlic bread!



A. Foster, Ann...

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The Cat

It is late, 
nearly half-past nine. 
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud. 
I need to buy another. 
This...

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Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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U

It is cool here. 
Is it hot there?
You have not written. 
I have not received...
a letter.

Do you think of me?
I remember you. 
I can not...

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If I had a club I would beat myself over the head
I would fall into a heap, and be quickly and goodly dead.
If I had...

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Heaven offers tickets to any citizen
           Adhering to good behaviour, as Richard
   ...

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Strands of ribbons ride the sky with suns arrival
Children watch for birds and listen for the bands
To their delight music raises up horizons on the...

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