Virginia Gelok Poet Rhyme

Is There a Throne In Heaven

I've often wondered when I die,
Can I still have rhubarb pie?
But then I worry what would I do,
If by chance I have to pooh?
Perhaps I'll just sip a drink,
Then again, it makes me stink.
I know they'll save a place for me,
Because god knows I'll have to pee!
Sure hope I don't have to rush,
Cause I'm not sure where the pipes flush.
If it's down, does it pour without a trace?
If it's up, will it splatter in my face?
Let me pray we don't have to eat,
So on Heavens Throne I won't need a seat!

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Caren Krutsinger January 25, 2022 at 1:43 AM I love rhubarb pie, I like to think it's up there waiting for both of us, Virginia. Virginia Gelok January 25, 2022 at 12:46 PM First come, first served. We must agree to save the other a piece. Lol

Kim Rodrigues January 8, 2022 at 7:23 PM A childlike pondering…and shouldn’t we. Virginia Gelok January 25, 2022 at 12:47 PM This was like being a kid again writing nonsense. Thanks for reading my poem.

Charles Messina November 29, 2021 at 4:19 AM LOL...this is so cute, Virginia. Hopefully it doesn't go up. Love this...hugs Charlie Virginia Gelok November 30, 2021 at 10:08 AM Thankyou Charles. It's kind of funny how some things just come to mind when we see or hear a word or picture. I am trying to reach out beyond my normal and really got daring here. But even I laughed at the thought. I was wondering whatever happened to the contest? I don' t see it anywhere. Charles Messina November 29, 2021 at 4:21 AM PS: My dad always asked me "Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb" The answer to that is..."Not if they put it in cans" Funny, I just asked my siblings if they remembered that...they all did, all 6 of them :)

Paulette Calasibetta November 21, 2021 at 9:20 AM Clever and cute! I enjoyed the levity. Blessings, Paulette

Rico Leffanta November 3, 2021 at 12:10 PM My late wife loved rhubarb pie, so if there was any up there, its gone now! Virginia Gelok November 3, 2021 at 6:57 PM Then I guess I will be safe! LOL Sorry for your loss and hope I meet her up there some day. Thanks for your comment.