Health Silly Poems

  Because God gave us pizza, fries and chips
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you know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell

but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody...

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For me, I’d love to stay and chat
but all this tea and cake is fat
that I do neither want nor need.
If I stayed, it would...

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“A genius has been at work
And we know you never shirk
It’s not your fault: you’ve had things tough
You always do more than enough”
These things were...

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Some gifts were great for yesteryear
But with a face lift they can reappear
Like that good old soap on a rope
Can now be: may I have...

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"a silly notion"

perhaps a silly notion
is that pink is my color
nothing but pink champagne or
known to all pink lemonade

choose either one for
health of the soul
and...

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How To Pray For Pigs
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Zero Five5 Eight8
You can abrogate.
Note.goli ya teka?...

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A bag of spiders, two toxic frogs
Stolen, according to the police logs

I know this thief was none too bright
By opening the bag in broad daylight

A...

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The criteria for involuntary hospitalization are as follows: patients must exhibit dangerous behavior toward themselves or others, they must be helpless and unable to provide...

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Again, I felt it skip a beat;
the heart goes pitty-pat.
It seems I am dehydrated;
I can’t imagine that.
If you don’t mind, I think I’ll pass;
I cannot...

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they say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
	an apple a day
	it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...

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Who knew it would be in the cards
that I’d be preparing Swiss chard.
Saute’d in extra-virgin,
you’ll avoid the heart surgeon,
but it tastes much better with lard!
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Thirty pounds in sixty days
That how much less Jeffrey weighs
Burning all those calories
Should have slowed the global freeze
Missy’s joined the weight loss scene
She is looking...

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We once held it in our hands
We said we will never let it back in
But we were stupid
We treated covid like fools
We threw zerocovid all...

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