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Funny Silly Poems

These Funny Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Silly Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Counting Sheep
There once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
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Categories: silly, animal, dream, funny, humor,



Premium Member Peek-A-Boo Who’s Looking At You
peek-a-boo who’s looking at you
the book on a shelf is calling
the carrot makes eyes
the watermelon cries
and the dog juggles balls in the morning

peek-a-boo who’s shouting...

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Categories: silly, crazy, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member The Octopus and the Gerbil
The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
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Categories: silly, animal, caregiving, funny, humor,

Premium Member Herodotus Theory of Winter
Herodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....

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Categories: fun, funny, science, silly,

Bottle Caps And Belly Button Lint
You collect old bottle caps 
and belly button lint. 
I don't find you strange; 
I find you endearing. 

And maybe it's because 
we're both locked...

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Categories: silly, funny, funny love, humor,



Premium Member Go Go Goblin
fine trousers wore the goblin
pockets full of goblin hands

fine scarf wore the goblin
tucked into some goblin pants

fine brogues wore the goblin
laces full of goblin craft

fine...

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Categories: silly, fairy, fantasy, fun, funny,

Premium Member Jam
jam

it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan

though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not...

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Categories: silly, crazy, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member The Icy Obsession
My mouth loves ice, it's all so nice, 
I'd hunt it down at any price. 
I'd suck it until my gums go numb, 
Chew on...

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Categories: funny, poems, poetry, silly,

Premium Member Zebra poem Cunning Beast
The Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!

The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends...

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Categories: silly, africa, animal, cute, fun,

Premium Member His Legs Would Not Reach to the Ground
A man from Connecticut found
His legs would not reach to the ground.
“I wish I was shorter,”
He told a reporter,
“To stop all this floating around.”
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Categories: silly, fantasy, flying, funny, humor,

Premium Member All in a Day
too soon
this moon

day’s chores
some scores

most not
forgot

deplete
need sleep

morning
warning

disarm
alarm

same old
sixfold

more work
can’t shirk

no fun
undone

work sucks
need bucks...

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Categories: funny, money, nonsense, silly,

Premium Member Lollipop
a horse named
Lollipop
dug a hole

a mole
told Lollipop
to stop

but Lollipop
dug
dug
dug

so the mole
trotted with a
clipperty clop



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Categories: silly, animal, fun, funny, horse,

Premium Member Serpents, Scorpions, Owls
Serpents, scorpions, owls,
Swingers, stingers, wise old gals,
Dogs, bones, bow wow wows,
Paws, purrs, cat's meows.

Canines, felines, feral creatures,
Headlines, deadlines, double features,
Ping, pong, pink expressions,
Sing, song, apprehensions.

Sows,...

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Categories: emotions, silly,

Premium Member The Midnight Gobbleditch
squake the guisely skwallard
there’s pudding in the fridge
but leave a siley pappledoth
for the midnight gobbleditch

let it eat a munchinfless
and skreel a throbbledue
hide and hope the...

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Categories: silly, crazy, dark, fun, funny,

Premium Member Ye Olde Custard Tale
dessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen

dessert door dessert...

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Categories: silly, food, fun, funny, humorous,


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