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Funny Silly Poems

These Funny Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Silly Funny poems written by international poets.


Coin-Operated Despair
The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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Categories: silly, candy, cry, emotions, funny,



Premium Member Rebel Chicks In Leather
The chicks around here are really
Tough and mean
So mean they'd spit in your eye
Steal a babbies ice cream
And make them cry

Dressed in leathers
Riding their noisy...

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Categories: silly, bird, cheer up, crazy,

Premium Member Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot
I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: silly, bird, cute, funny love,

Premium Member Ewe
Ewe aare my everything, my dear daarling.
I will protect ewe from the wolf's snaarling.

My love for ewe will burst against my heaart
when ewe aare out...

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Categories: silly, animal, food, fun, funny,

Vacationing Ray
There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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Categories: silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,



Premium Member Lyin' Tamer
She was called the Lyin’ Tamer.
Absurdity would enflame her.
	She could spot a line
	way back from foot nine.
She’d decline and who could blame her?...

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Categories: silly, emotions, feelings, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Superficial Love
She pooh-poohed his smallish gift.
He looked glum and she looked miffed.
	No diamond in sight,
	She did not delight.
Her love for him was set adrift....

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Categories: silly, cute, funny, giggle, humor,

Dicks v Pricks
Let's talk about Dicks,
Those wierd little pricks,
The anatomy, Not the person,
Hold on, This will worsen,
The further we go on,
This can only go wrong,
Just kidding. I...

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Categories: silly, for him, fun, funny,

Premium Member Kit the Camel
I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
	I asked for a kiss.
	It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss...

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Categories: silly, animal, cute, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Mirrors and Smoke
From Manchester came a bloke
who thought himself quite bespoke.
	His risqué pick up lines
	were made in monorhymes.
He proved to be all mirrors, no smoke....

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Categories: silly, cute, funny, giggle, humorous,

Premium Member More Than a Kiss
All I asked for was a platonic kiss
but Cupid, he wanted much more than this
	He said, "Get in the groove
	Show her your best move!
For if...

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Categories: silly, cute, funny, giggle, holiday,

Premium Member Cupid and the Saint
“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
	Cupid answered, “So what?
	Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...

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Categories: silly, cute, funny, holiday, humorous,

Premium Member Man with Looks
A man with heavenly looks divine
could not understand his pickup line,
	"Would you fancy a duck?"
	was not bringing him luck.
He had to rely mostly on wine....

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Categories: funny, giggle, humorous, silly,

Ventures
He said he was Herbert Buttery
Born and bred in Woodley Edge
And was owner of a little business
Repurposing outdated  artificial legs.
They were a family of...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, humorous, silly,

Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Categories: silly, feelings, food, how i