Flower Silly Poems

A single rose he gave to me
as sweet a gesture as could be.
	My roommate grinned with guile
	as she tried to hide her smile. 
Eleven roses,...

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Steaks on the grill,
  Used to give me such a thrill.
  Tender, juicy red meat,
  Was quite the treat!
  Crispy fat...

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Pierre Maruse lived in a house that wasn't like any other.
     One window down lived the queen and her crown,
 ...

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Flobodobba-dob? asked Bill of Ben
Dobba-flob? Ben asked Bill to repeat again
Ah!! Dobba-flobbing flobadom Bill confirmed with linguistic skill
Flobbing dobba-do dob do Ben wrote down with...

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Don't eat the bear 
and the bear won't eat you
Don't stomp on flowers
Don't spit on the dew
If you are a bad person
your life will worsen
But...

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Well, I got this aggitation
Running round in my head
Like old man armadillo
In the Missus’ flower beds

You see, a poem’s got a form
Like a critter’s got...

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I have a bowl for a head
I have a bowl for a head
Hollowed out for flowers
You'd think I'd be dead 

I hold my soul in...

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A potty shed? That’s what she said;
Connects the head to the flower bed.

Tomatoes are the best around,
And that soil is nice and brown.

Come on in...

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If you put 
bright red lipstick 
around a nostril, 
hummingbirds 
will poke their beaks 
up your nose....

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The house,                                               ...

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In my flower garden everyday,
Sun verily shines it's bright rays.
I dance, I sing!
I add some zing.
To the jaded flowers, what say?


Date of submission: 17/05/2021...

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I grew up on granddaddy's ranch 
There wasn’t a bull I couldn’t conquer
My cowboy boots only came off
When I changed my clothes for soccer
I love...

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Babe you know I’d walk a mile
And wrestle with a crocodile 
Even spend a year or two in exile
If only just to see you smile...

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Suicide is not a solution to conclude the problem;
In fact, it's a pollution to trigger and create 
another problem.
Life is like a meal containing all...

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My dearest one,
Where have you gone?
In these long days
I am bereft
Without your deft
Turn of phrase
To spark
My sluggish heart
From my verbose malaise

Are you upset, oh delicate
flower...

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