Short Willy Poems

doves eat
sticky willy....
cleavers scattered...

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from north to East-west
a journey without substance
haphazardly...

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will is broken down
by stray sneaky give-in sways
tighten the bylines...

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Willy was a worm.
Sitting on a track
Along came a train
And willy went splat!...

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Wee Willy Winkie
Sprained his little pinkie

Wee Wendy Winkie
Fixed him up by jinkies...

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Have some pop
Cravings won't stop!
Makes one silly
Go willy-nilly
Maybe just need a bop!...

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"This is mine, and this is mine, and so is this,"
Says my unfixed dog, Willy, on all he does piss....

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Silly
Willy
Dilly
Jilly
Rhyming words that delight second grade
Seven year olds who are not afraid...

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wily
wisp of wind whirls
in ballerina twirls
spewing dust and churning chaos,
expires...

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Set your willy on fire boys, 
set your willy on fire 
Dance and sing and hop and scream 
and set your willy on fire....

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None understood his witticism
They resembled horror tales
He couldn't contain criticism
Fumbled with desolate details...

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Little Willy mad as hell
pushed his sister in the well.
mother said while drawing water
it's so hard to raise a daughter!...

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Bubba likes his fill of pie
when he courts the public eye.
If not for one dress
not one little mess
would mar his effortless lie....

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Slick little Billy Willy
Smirked at Silly Hilly
Thinking they’d have fun
When the school days done
Playing house at Auntie Milly’s...

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A girl in Soho named Millie
Was hanging around for Willy
John Dough came along
But something was wrong -
Trust Millie to Piccadilly!...

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By the pricking of her buns
Something wicked this way comes
Of course its Willy
Just acting silly
No one needed to twist his thumbs!...

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Here lies a rounder named Willy Lee
Marvelous hunk of a man was he
Lasted almost a day
After lovely wife Kay
Discovered she had an S.T.D....

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There was a young man named Randall
Who's willy resembled a candle
Just last night
His wife set it alight
And now it's too hot too handle!...

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Whinging Willy sure felt silly
Placing a wager on a chestnut filly
Who ran around all willy nilly
Bringing up the rear in the Derby of Dilly...

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Willy Wonka sang the cheeriest of songs
to every child he did see.
For what other adult could eat candy all day long
and not get a single cavity?...

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Willy Whipple was a bread baker
Whose wife thought him a faker.
She called his bread awful
Comparing it to offal.
So Willy did up and forsaker....

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Cilly Willy was born transgender
And became a Public Defender
She could be a judge
If she would just fudge
But she knows that Trump would upend her...

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W-isdom
I-s
L-etting
L-ine
Y-ield

A-crostic
R-egarding
G-od
A-lmighty

Topic: Birthday of Willy Arga (August 10) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There was a boy called Wiley Willy.
Everyone knew that he was silly.
Lived his life in jest.
Thought it was the best.
Til' he met up with Bully Billy....

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willy be an orca
in an
amuse meant-park
soon
to be ocean freed as
'william'
meaning a "will! - i-am
as a
free brain-down here"



stan sand

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