Short Willy Poems
Short Willy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Willy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Willy by length and keyword.
Little Willy mad as hell
pushed his sister in the well.
mother said while drawing water
it's so hard to raise a daughter!
Bubba likes his fill of pie
when he courts the public eye.
If not for one dress
not one little mess
would mar his effortless lie.
Willy Wonka sang the cheeriest of songs
to every child he did see.
For what other adult could eat candy all day long
and not get a single cavity?
Johnny was quite a leader
And best pet of the teacher
Puberty hit him so fast
At the head of the class
His little Willy stood up, second feature
There was a boy called Wiley Willy.
Everyone knew that he was silly.
Lived his life in jest.
Thought it was the best.
Til' he met up with Bully Billy.
There once was a fish named Big Willy
Who could make his lips look quite silly
When down came a hook
He gave it a look
Flipped a fin as he headed to Philly
Now this might sound rather silly
But "do not play with your willy"
If you do you will find
That you're sure to go blind
And won't see over the next hilly.
My itty bitty brother Billy
Was sometimes funny sometimes silly
Tried to stand on his head
But got racked up instead
So now he has to ice his willy
Their once was a fellow named Willy
Who would sometimes act very silly
He would smoke pot too much
Drink beer, whiskey and such
Made him run around willy-nilly
Willy the wannabee Wallaby went
To visit his sweet, sick aunt Millicent
He met a dingo who said,
Don’t look for Millie in bed,
Relish her in my belly with free rent!
Willy Wee Walldorf warbled wonderfully
We watched Willy’s whacky warbling, willingly
Waketa Wobblemaster wiggled wondrously
While weird Wormy Wishman watched wistfully.
We all know Frilly Willy has a crush,
his face shows it with a big blush.
Red was painting his face,
hoping to get to first base.
With the man who drives the city bus.
Willy the wisecracking warlock
was wordy, wild, wonderfully willfully
welcoming, and a wee bit whacky.
Willy widely wasted wonderful witticisms
on Wellington’s willing wealthy.
There was a young man from Piccadilly
who was known as thoughtful Willy
Never did he do things willy nilly
He’d grind his corn
With a pestle well worn
And give it to his handsome filly.
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza and couldn't come out to play
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza and couldn't come out to play
He wanders around as it snows -
not easy without any clothes -
despite being old,
he isn't too cold
(but says that his dangly bits froze...)
written 29th December for Tania's snow contest
Often been referred to as kookie or silly
It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies
Knew this as a teen
In my light blue jeans
Which exhibited the bulge of my anxious willy
Definitely on a roll, not a bread roll you sillies
Lims often stream out my bum, willy-nilly
Okay settle down people
It's really not illegal
But I see how it can break the tranquillity
Hello, it's your friendly neighbourhood silly
Sure proud to put a buzz in your frilly
It's my job, don't get paid
Rhymes with layed and made
Which shall I choose, might even choose willy
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza and couldn't come out to play
© Jack Ellison 2015
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza and couldn't come out to play
A repost
Often been referred to as kookie and silly
It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies
Knew this as a teen
In my light blue jeans
Which exhibited a bulge of my most anxious willy
© Jack Ellison 2015
Witless Willy
5 lines i'm told will fit alright
but words they fail to fit just right
slap under the ear2 spark the wit
but will witless Willy manage it
dodge pelicans tonight
Don Johnson
When things go white
5 lines down
Silly Willy with a worm
Had a pocket that would squirm
A Silly Willy was this boy
His pocket worm brought him joy
Don't mistake him for a toy
He is handsome and so coy
Silly Willy's naughty worm
Growing bigger makes girls squirm~