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His Willy Had Influenza

A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza and couldn't come out to play

© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

June 24, 2015 at 6:48 PM

Shyness is cute. I was very shy, still am to some degree. love this silly one! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison

June 24, 2015 at 8:33 PM

I was also very shy... still am to some degree as well! Happy it gave you a giggle, dearest friend! Love, Jack xxx

Kim Merryman

June 15, 2015 at 9:42 PM

Ha! Ha! Cute one, Jack! Love, Kim

Jack Ellison

June 16, 2015 at 7:23 AM

Silliness reigns supreme!!! LOL Thanks dear Kim! Love back, Jack xxx

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 11:54 AM

oh dear I wonder what happened when his willy 'sneezed'! hugs jan xx

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 4:58 PM

ha ha ha - do drop by have posted a limerick tonight - must have been inspired by you:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

June 15, 2015 at 4:49 PM

Don't even wanna think about it!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

June 15, 2015 at 10:52 AM

My Hubby was shy and OH SO Sweet... I chased him all over... and surprisingly he didn't retreat... And when on a date... When the pizza fell into my lap... He didn't run away... He just smiled and laughed... Then I smiled and laughed too... instead of running away... I ran straight for him... and stayed to this day!

Jack Ellison

June 15, 2015 at 4:55 PM

Cute story my dear Carol!!! Hugs, Jack xxx

Jaycee Cervenka

June 15, 2015 at 8:38 AM

Lol...well I guess it's better and han some std that's incurable. At least a girl could nurse him back to health...lol Thanks for the Morining laugh although the others in the therapy waiting room probably think I'm a bit looney.

Jack Ellison

June 15, 2015 at 5:00 PM

Loved the idea of girls nursing me back to health!!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx