Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

His Willy Had Influenza

A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza and couldn't come out to play



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Michael Tor June 25, 2020 at 10:49 AM Better see a good Dr to take care of that shyness or that willy will go into hibernation. Gday Sir Jack... Michael Tor June 25, 2020 at 12:43 PM lol Jack Ellison June 25, 2020 at 10:57 AM Oh no problem now... he's working just fine! Well at 84 as well as can be expected... LOL

Tom Cunningham June 25, 2020 at 7:34 AM Better safe than sorry, no girl wants a chilly willy lol. Jack Ellison June 25, 2020 at 7:39 AM Unless they're really desperate! Enjoy!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 25, 2020 at 7:22 AM (making a funny face) ;)))) Jack Ellison June 25, 2020 at 7:30 AM LOL Yes, it cracked me up real good! Good morning sweet Mo! LOL XOX