Danish and Fart

There was a certain shopper at Walmart
Who would order a Danish and fart---
   But his diarrhea
   Gave him an idea--- 
He'd package and sell it as 'Cherry Tart'
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Faulkner Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 4:35 PM
It's good for your heart, so put it in the cart!
Wolf Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 9:41 PM
Now available on Amazon... :)
Allison Avatar
December 6, 2018 at 5:39 AM
Funny one gershon:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
December 6, 2018 at 10:28 AM
Good. Laughter is the best medicine...
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