Short Vicar Poems
Short Vicar Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Vicar by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Vicar by length and keyword.
Devout Woodpecker
Vicar of the woods,
Congregation of cedars:
Nature’s revival....
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Categories:
vicar, nature
Form:
Haiku
Hat Tricks
Her egregious exuberance so shocked the Vicar that he flamboyantly tipped his hat to her....
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Categories:
vicar, fun, words,
Form:
Monoku
Adrenaline
COVID-19 put her in bed
Quarantined out in the shed
So what could she do
But play peek-a-boo
With the doctor, vicar, and Fred?...
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Categories:
vicar, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Unanswered Prayer Backlog
Our vicar says prayer is the best
Our doctor says pills pass the test
The Powerball
Is no cure-all
But its way ahead of the rest!...
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Categories:
vicar, culture,
Form:
Limerick
Church Social
The church social started at three
With our vicar pouring the tea
The Holy Ghost
Will be our host
As soon as Sponge Bob lets him be...
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Categories:
vicar, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Image of God
There once was a city slicker
Who posted photos on flickr
All naked and clean
But rated, "Obscene"
By Rabbi, Priest, and the Vicar!...
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Categories:
vicar, god, religion,
Form:
Limerick
Mixed Messages
The Vicar of Penny-come-Quick
Decided he must call in sick
He gave his sermon
To Brother Herman
Who wrapped it up for Old Saint Nick...
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Categories:
vicar, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Pew Poop
The widow of Codswallop House
Was observed not wearing a blouse
It seems our vicar
Succumbed to liquor
And pretended to be her spouse...
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Categories:
vicar, lust,
Form:
Limerick
The Learning Curve
Our Vicar has a magic wand
A gift from some old vagabond
Though our choir can't sing
His "uppity" thing
Will rise to salute every blonde!...
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Categories:
vicar, humor, magic,
Form:
Limerick
Gust of Eyeful
Our vicar was describing Hell
When it suddenly rung a bell
I dreamed that in Paris
I climbed up a Ferris
Then on to the Tower I fell ........
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Categories:
vicar, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Impotus Pew
Donald Trump went to church today
Ostensibly to kneel and pray
The vicar wept
As Donald slept
Trump snores sounded more like a bray .........
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Categories:
vicar, religion,
Form:
Limerick
Riding the Range Once More
Ophelia rolled in the clover
With Peter, Dick, & Ben Dover
The Vicar dropped by
And all heard her cry,
"Love the seats in your Range Rover!"...
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Categories:
vicar, discrimination,
Form:
Limerick
Aloha Robert Kekaula
A church rat ran under our pew
Our Vicar caught it impromptu
Though some found it odd
The Vicar thanked God
For adding fresh meat to the stew...
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Categories:
vicar, food,
Form:
Limerick
God Knows the Score
Our vicar says the NFL
Is leading young men straight to Hell
On Sundays they play
When they ought to pray
Since God knows the score very well...
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Categories:
vicar, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Liquor Up Front Poker In the Rear
There once was a fellow like me
Designed to make love happily
But there was a vicar
Who said, "You can't liquor
Until you can grow a goatee!"...
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Categories:
vicar, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Penny-Come-Quick
The Vicar of Penny-Come-Quick
Had a knack for curing the sick
All the ladies said
He came to their bed
With tool bags that just did the trick...
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Categories:
vicar, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My God How Odd
This morning our Vicar found odd
Putin is the image of God!
That's such a strange pick
I think I'll be sick
Because someone shot the wrong wad!...
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Categories:
vicar, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Church Lurch
The wife recited The Golden Rule
As she dashed into her yoga school
Each move is complex
Regardless of sex
But the vicar just swallowed his tool....
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Categories:
vicar, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Vicar of Bray
There was a dear Vicar of Bray,
Fell out of his pulpit one day.
Jumping up, said I’m fine,
Too much Communion wine,
That inebriated Vicar of Bray....
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Categories:
vicar, drink, funny, gospel, humorous, nonsense, wine,
Form:
Limerick
Milton Hilton
The vicar was grabbed by the collar
By a widow who had to holler,
"I can't hear you sing
With this blasted thing!
You'll have to come into the parlour!"...
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Categories:
vicar, age,
Form:
Limerick
Abridge Too Far
The vicar of Timbuktu*
Drank a bit more than a few
He pulled out his clock
And said to his flock,
"It looks like urine luck, too!"
*Tombouctou...
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Categories:
vicar, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Frilly Whites
The fancy dress theme was religious
Some went as tarts and some, vicars
Yvonne found romance
wearing men's underpants
With a vicar in frilly white knickers...
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Categories:
vicar, romance,
Form:
Limerick
Into Each Life
The Vicar of Little Snoring
Stood right where the rain was pouring
He prayed, "Strike me dead
If I have misled . . . .
Right then, his boat lost its mooring...
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Categories:
vicar, rain,
Form:
Limerick
Mission Accomplished
A vicar whose sermons were boring
Caught one of his choristers snoring
The lesson was taught
He cut sermons short
And numbers in church are now soaring!
12.01.23...
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Categories:
vicar, religion,
Form:
Limerick
Penny Come Quick
The vicar of Penny-come-quick*
Was told that his wife went home sick
A Devonshire Dame
Penelope came
To explain that Dick was just thick
*aka Pen y cwm gwyk...
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Categories:
vicar, word play,
Form:
Limerick