Short Vamoose Poems

Short Vamoose Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Vamoose by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Vamoose by length and keyword.


Premium Member Vamoosed

Got a question why did summer vamoose It just started now we're waving toodle loo It just ain't right It's taken flight Whomever's in charge, you're full of poop
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Lucifer, Vamoose, Sir

The old Devil, his name is Lucifer
When I see him, I tell him, 'Vamoose, Sir' --
  The Devil grins his sly smile
  Pleads, 'Let me stay for a while' --
I chase him away with an ethnic slur
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Confused Geese

Geese heading south are really confused Some argue it ain't time, we're all refused Turn back at the creek! Others said, “shut your beak!” Leaves changed color, so let's vamoose!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Hailstorm of Brunch

A hailstorm of brunch and some juice. Sweet dough in a coffee cake boost. A casserole got ‘em with croissants on bottom. When time for clean up, fed friends vamoose. 8/29/2021
Form: Limerick

Premium Member All Hell's Breaking Loose

The plumbing is leaking, all hell's breaking loose Hell, no morning coffee, think I'll vamoose Head for the coffee shop Where the coppers hang out Order a barrel of that delicious morning juice
Form: Limerick


Premium Member All Hell's Breaking Loose

The plumbing is leaking, all hell's breaking loose Hell, no morning coffee, think I'll vamoose Head for the coffee shop Where the coppers hang out Order a barrel of that delicious morning juice
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Snowballs Unhinged

SNOWBALLS UNHINGED

O sweet sugary snow, Shirley gets old.
Her glistening teeth are not very bold.
            If she’d let loose,
            They’d scram — vamoose!
As temperature drops, Shirley rolls cold.

8/10/2018
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Leaving the Passengers Behind

LEAVING THE PASSENGERS BEHIND

chartreuse
                  caboose 
footloose 
                  vamoose

The overworked     chartreuse caboose     spun,
ran off the track    footloose     vamoose     done.

1/18/2018
Form: Tyburn

Premium Member Please Don'T Reproduce

Have a plea for certain people, “please don't reproduce” Stay away from people with that powerful reproductive juice End it immediately And for all of our sanity Before any further damage and mayhem, just vamoose
Form: Limerick

Not To Me Death Not To Me

How ca I retire
So soon ?
How can I rest
Hastily ?
I am not drowsy
Nor am I fatigued.
I dictate
Stubbornly
To silence death
I resist
To escape the doom.
Away from the grave
I vamoose
Away from the edge
I  whizz. 

Drencho POET Loads.
Form: Narrative

Plain Speak

Blizzards!, My Gizzards!, 

This Blustering Bloke,

 Keeps Mustering Mayhems With Words That He Spoke,

 Great Snakes!, Eureka! and Holy Cow! Too, 

Crimey! and Gadzooks! and A Tempestuous Toodle-Doo!,

 Shazam! and Golly Willikers! with a Pinch of Vamoose!

 Scram!, Gosh Damn!, and a Final Sacre Bleu!
Form:

Awakened

As we embark on this odyssey
An epiphany consumes my senses
In my self awakening
I concluded that our journey
Will be a day of doom
My sapience tells me that
You cannot be trusted 
I must vamoose before 
I become this enigma I despise
As I give my valediction through
My poetic euphuism
I venture on my sabbatical
Far away from you

Premium Member A Kitten Disses a Puppy--Oh My

That pouncing, pesky puppy keeps chasing after me.
    He seems to think I like him. How can I make him see
    this feline's so much better in every way than he?
    The sooner Bandit faces that, the better off he'll be.
    He tries to be my friend. I just vamoose and climb a tree.

    I slap his face, then run and hide. 
    The lowly creature has no pride.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Funny

“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will cut through my life.

Somehow, it’s become real
this part of the deal
where my dear Dr. Peter
will vamoose from our theater
where I’ve acted like I could go on
when I return next year, and he’s gone.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Biding Its Time

She's just turned six year old and so
Her baby teeth are primed to go.
But one, reluctant to vamoose,
Just hangs in there, relaxed and loose.

Our Amy doesn't seem to mind. 
She is not the conceited kind,
And has more things to think about
Than a laggard tooth that won't fall out.

If you chance to see beguiling grin
With a tooth that is more out than in,
You have seen our Amy, there's no doubt
And her baby tooth that won't fall out.
Form: Quatrain

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