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Lucifer, Vamoose, Sir

The old Devil, his name is Lucifer
When I see him, I tell him, 'Vamoose, Sir' --
  The Devil grins his sly smile
  Pleads, 'Let me stay for a while' --
I chase him away with an ethnic slur

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2021

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John Watt Date: 3/9/2021 2:41:00 PM To paraphrase a song title - Why should the devil have all the good limericks? Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 3/9/2021 5:57:00 PM To answer the title's question -- b/c he wasn't created in God's image.

Caren Krutsinger Date: 3/9/2021 9:50:00 AM Wow! I have never even heard of this slur; do tell! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 3/9/2021 5:54:00 PM Good to hear that someone has maintained her innocence! -- or else is tremendously hard-of-hearing! lol.

Judy Ball Date: 3/8/2021 11:20:00 AM OOO! Good One Gershon. Give him one for me too. Great job and thoroughly enjoyed. God Bless, JB Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 3/8/2021 7:49:00 PM How about this for an ethnic slur for the devil? -- You, pathetic, putrid, Puritan piece of prune-pit pie, you! That'll get rid of him for a bit. lol. Thanks, Judy.

Rico Leffanta Date: 3/8/2021 11:08:00 AM He certainly is the aka King! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 3/8/2021 7:47:00 PM Ha, ha! The Devil made me do it, Rico. Cheers, Gershon