A Kitten Disses a Puppy--Oh My

That pouncing, pesky puppy keeps chasing after me.
    He seems to think I like him. How can I make him see
    this feline's so much better in every way than he?
    The sooner Bandit faces that, the better off he'll be.
    He tries to be my friend. I just vamoose and climb a tree.

    I slap his face, then run and hide. 
    The lowly creature has no pride.
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Roberts Avatar
September 1, 2017 at 2:18 PM
I bark in protest for my doggie But congratulate your clever poem
Canerdy Avatar
September 1, 2017 at 4:20 PM
Thanks so much, Donna! Janice
Stebbings Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 2:28 PM
Love this cat poem, Janice. Congratulations on your win. // Barry
Canerdy Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 5:55 PM
Thanks so much, Barry! Janice
Kimathi Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 7:55 AM
Hehehe. This took me down memory lane. Congrats Janice, for your WIN in the contest!! ;-)
Canerdy Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 8:05 AM
Thanks so much, Teddy! Janice
Barden Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 7:35 PM
This is wonderful, Janice, and so true! Absolutely adore this one - congrats on the win! :-)
Canerdy Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 7:43 PM
Greg, your kind words have made my night! Janice
Dietrich Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 5:25 PM
It's funny how dogs and cats can act with each other. I have one of each myself. BIG congrats in the contest,Janice.
Canerdy Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 5:53 PM
Thanks SO much, Andrea! Janice
Pett Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 5:15 PM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Janice, a joy to read. :))
Canerdy Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 5:56 PM
Thanks so much, Roy! Janice
May Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 3:52 PM
Lol..Congrats on your win Janice..nicely done
Canerdy Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 4:54 PM
Thanks so much, Joseph! Janice
Wood Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 3:34 PM
Oh, well-written Janice. Puppies rank on the intelligence scale somewhere between a rock and a cucumber. What we need are cute little kittens that grow up to become dogs! I enjoyed this!
Canerdy Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 4:55 PM
LOVE this response. Thanks so much, Dean! Janice
May Avatar
February 6, 2017 at 10:04 PM
Ouch... A cat-astrophe for the puppy...Nicely done Janice
Canerdy Avatar
February 6, 2017 at 11:48 PM
Thanks so much, Joseph. Janice
Turner Avatar
February 6, 2017 at 10:26 AM
Buddy would like to meet your kitty cat friend:) Shame on you for putting down dogs, Janice. Lol
Canerdy Avatar
February 6, 2017 at 9:35 PM
I only put dogs down when I'm pretending to be a cat! LOL! Thanks for the comment, Daniel. Janice
Dietrich Avatar
February 3, 2017 at 6:30 PM
GOOD one, and Yay!!! for the cat!
Canerdy Avatar
February 3, 2017 at 9:46 PM
Thanks so much, Andrea. Janice
Stebbings Avatar
January 29, 2017 at 2:46 PM
Very good, Janice. Made me smile. // Barry
Canerdy Avatar
January 29, 2017 at 7:34 PM
Barry, thanks so much! Janice
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