Short Toupee Poems
Short Toupee Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toupee by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toupee by length and keyword.
Categories:
toupee, silly,
Form:
Footle
His Toupee
His toupee
flew away
hit Ella Mae
she's ok
but she's a he
for a day...
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Categories:
toupee, change, hair,
Form:
Monorhyme
Hungry
Made a cod souffle' one day
slip’ry sucker got away
cooked a goose
goose got loose
So damn hungry ate toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Feathering Its Nest
Wes Wilson wore a toupee
which cost him a month's pay.
Then one night
it took flight
when spotted by a bird of prey....
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Categories:
toupee, humor, nature,
Form:
Limerick
Balding Burden
He wants to look hot and "spicey"
But hair "rugs" are much too pricey
So he's getting some plugs today
Cuz he just doesn't want toupee'...
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Categories:
toupee, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Healthy Old Hooter
Still got hair, don't need a toupee
Even though my old body decays
Eat lots of tubers
A healthy old hooter
As I near the finale of my life long ballet...
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Categories:
toupee, age,
Form:
Limerick
Like Wearing a Toupee
“Gosh golly darn” we don't use today
It really depends on the lexicon of the day
Ain't nothing wrong
Language is strong
A sign of the times like wearing a toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Windy Day
umbrella
all bent out of shape
leaves off to
the races
a man loses his toupee
on a windy day
Date written: 03/07/2022...
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Categories:
toupee, day, humor, imagery, wind,
Form:
Shadorma
Everything's Bigger In Texas
Everything's bigger in Texas they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Everything's Bigger In Texas
In Texas, everything's bigger they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Haircut
He went to the barber to cut his hair
But he looked at him with an awful stare
Then he heard the barber say
Sir, you're wearing a toupee
He said I was tired and couldn't find a chair...
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Categories:
toupee, funny
Form:
Limerick
Mood Swings
Mood swings can be like night and day
Either happy or a life in total disarray
Hang in there peeps
Good stuff will creep
And once again you'll be flippin' your toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, mystery,
Form:
Limerick
A New Lease On Life
A charming new lease on life I'm feeling today
An exciting new opportunity has passed my way
A love so deep
I'm losing sleep
A sweet new romance with my brand new toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, joy,
Form:
Limerick
Me and My Floozie
Just watched a fantastic science fiction movie
Amazing effects, they were so totally “groovy”
Amazing, amazing
Toupee raising
So realistic, it blew away me and my floozie...
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Categories:
toupee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Sexual Ballet
Feel like being quite naughty today
I'll start by describing a sexual ballet
Tripping the light fantastic
Doing artistic gymnastics
Guess I better glue down my curly toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Sexual Ballet
Feel like being quite naughty today
I'll start by describing a sexual ballet
Tripping the light fantastic
Doing artistic gymnastics
Guess I better glue down my curly toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, emotions,
Form:
Limerick
A Sexual Ballet
Really feel like being naughty today
I'll start by describing a sexual ballet
Tripping the light fantastic
Doing some artistic gymnastics
Guess I better glue down my toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Tipping My Sleigh
It shouldn't be allowed, these girlies of today
Enticing us old guys till we lose our toupee
Without it we sob
No longer a heartthrob
Get so distraught we fall off our sleigh...
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Categories:
toupee, girl,
Form:
Limerick
A Healthy Old Hooter
Still got hair, don't need a toupee
Even though my ancient body decays
Eat lots of tubers
A healthy old hooter
As I near the finale of my life long ballet
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
toupee, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
Archie's Toupee
The place of refuge for us old guys is the mall
Where topics of the day are discussed, big and small
Bout this and that
Harry's new hat
And whether or not Archie's toupee will fall...
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Categories:
toupee, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Tipping My Sleigh
It shouldn't be allowed, these girlies of today
Enticing us old guys till we lose our toupee
Without it we sob
No longer a heartthrob
Get really so distraught we fall off our sleigh...
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Categories:
toupee, age,
Form:
Limerick
A Sexual Ballet
Really feel like being quite naughty today
I'll start by describing a sexual ballet
Tripping the light fantastic
Doing some artistic gymnastics
Guess I better glue down my curly toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, sweet,
Form:
Limerick
Life's Sweet Ballet
“Another day. another dollar” they used to say
Nowadays it's your first born you have to pay
A small price methinks
Still drives me to drink
Ever after wearing life's ill-fitting toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Life's Sweet Ballet
“Another day. another dollar” they used to say
Nowadays it's your first born you have to pay
A small price methinks
Still drives me to drink
Ever after wearing life's ill-fitting toupee...
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Categories:
toupee, life,
Form:
Limerick
Everything's Bigger In Texas
In Texas, everything's bigger they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupee
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
toupee, imagination,
Form:
Limerick