Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Everything's Bigger In Texas

In Texas, everything's bigger they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupee

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Daniel Turner October 23, 2016 at 9:56 AM All of mine are a little off color when it comes to breasts, Jack. Love your humor:) Jack Ellison October 23, 2016 at 3:13 PM Hope you didn't lose your toupee my friend... that would truly suck!!! lol

Tim Smith October 23, 2016 at 9:56 AM Im thinking big is the theme today...with all those things we shall play...nothing small...only tall....now take a bow, our tributes I pay Tim Smith October 23, 2016 at 4:35 PM We do sing in rhyme making up lines : ) Jack Ellison October 23, 2016 at 3:15 PM Your talents are awesome Mr. Tim! Does that wee guy on your shoulders write limericks yet?

Paloma P October 23, 2016 at 9:48 AM Lose their head is more like it. ;) Jack Ellison October 23, 2016 at 3:12 PM Is that your mug shot... zowie!!!!!!!! You can drop by ANYTIME! lol

Lim'Rik Flats October 23, 2016 at 8:34 AM Is that why I have a bald head?//From ogles and drools instead//of follicle attrition//a bald man's perdition//I'll still be bald when I'm dead! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! Tim Smith October 23, 2016 at 4:34 PM lol Lim'Rik Flats October 23, 2016 at 3:54 PM ;-) If I had a head full of hair, and, if I could grow a beard like Santa, I would post a pic. Of course, then I would probably be in the movies and wouldn't have time to write goofy lim'riks:-) Jack Ellison October 23, 2016 at 3:10 PM NO! Now you see you didn't understand me! I meant a picture of your mug... you face... your visage... the one on your drivers licence!!! DUH! Jack Ellison October 23, 2016 at 8:42 AM GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!! I still have this luscious head of silvery grey hair! Do you? lol Why don't you ever show your handsome mug? Waiting..........

Phil Capitano October 23, 2016 at 7:01 AM Good one. Jack Ellison October 23, 2016 at 7:06 AM LOL Thanks for dropping by Mr. Phil!!!