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Everything's Bigger In Texas

In Texas, everything's bigger they say Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay And now for the best Ladies have big breasts Causing men to drool and lose their toupee

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Tim Smith

Date: 10/23/2016 9:56:00 AM

Im thinking big is the theme today...with all those things we shall play...nothing small...only tall....now take a bow, our tributes I pay

Tim Smith
Date: 10/23/2016 4:35:00 PM

We do sing in rhyme making up lines : )

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 3:15:00 PM

Your talents are awesome Mr. Tim! Does that wee guy on your shoulders write limericks yet?

Daniel Turner

Date: 10/23/2016 9:56:00 AM

All of mine are a little off color when it comes to breasts, Jack. Love your humor:)

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 3:13:00 PM

Hope you didn't lose your toupee my friend... that would truly suck!!! lol

Paloma P

Date: 10/23/2016 9:48:00 AM

Lose their head is more like it. ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 3:12:00 PM

Is that your mug shot... zowie!!!!!!!! You can drop by ANYTIME! lol

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/23/2016 8:34:00 AM

Is that why I have a bald head?//From ogles and drools instead//of follicle attrition//a bald man's perdition//I'll still be bald when I'm dead! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!

Tim Smith
Date: 10/23/2016 4:34:00 PM

lol

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 10/23/2016 3:54:00 PM

;-) If I had a head full of hair, and, if I could grow a beard like Santa, I would post a pic. Of course, then I would probably be in the movies and wouldn't have time to write goofy lim'riks:-)

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 3:10:00 PM

NO! Now you see you didn't understand me! I meant a picture of your mug... you face... your visage... the one on your drivers licence!!! DUH!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 8:42:00 AM

GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!! I still have this luscious head of silvery grey hair! Do you? lol Why don't you ever show your handsome mug? Waiting..........

Phil Capitano

Date: 10/23/2016 7:01:00 AM

Good one.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 7:06:00 AM

LOL Thanks for dropping by Mr. Phil!!!