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Everything's Bigger In Texas

Everything's bigger in Texas they say Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay And now for the best Ladies have big breasts Causing men to drool and lose their toupee

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Daniel Turner

Date: 1/26/2017 9:09:00 PM

I once knew a Texas gold digger, who was top heavy on the outriggers, I wasn't drooling, and I ain't fooling, In my life I've never seen bigger:)

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/27/2017 7:57:00 AM

YOU'RE GOOD!!! More Daniel!!!

Harry Horsman

Date: 1/26/2017 8:56:00 AM

Brilliant Jack just love this..

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:09:00 PM

Thanks Mr. Harry!!!!

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 1/26/2017 8:51:00 AM

To drive across Texas, they say//will take more than one or two day//if you go slow//they'll let you know//or run over your a** just for play!!! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! They've got some high-number speed limits down there, driving is not for the faint of heart!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2017 12:11:00 PM

Been through there a couple of times... scary!!! GOOD MORNING SIR JOHN JOHN!!!