Everything's Bigger In Texas

Everything's bigger in Texas they say Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay And now for the best Ladies have big breasts Causing men to drool and lose their toupee
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Turner Avatar
January 26, 2017 at 9:09 PM
I once knew a Texas gold digger, who was top heavy on the outriggers, I wasn't drooling, and I ain't fooling, In my life I've never seen bigger:)
Ellison Avatar
January 27, 2017 at 7:57 AM
YOU'RE GOOD!!! More Daniel!!!
Horsman Avatar
January 26, 2017 at 8:56 AM
Brilliant Jack just love this..
Ellison Avatar
January 26, 2017 at 12:09 PM
Thanks Mr. Harry!!!!
Flats Avatar
January 26, 2017 at 8:51 AM
To drive across Texas, they say//will take more than one or two day//if you go slow//they'll let you know//or run over your a** just for play!!! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! They've got some high-number speed limits down there, driving is not for the faint of heart!
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January 26, 2017 at 12:11 PM
Been through there a couple of times... scary!!! GOOD MORNING SIR JOHN JOHN!!!
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