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His Toupee

His toupee flew away hit Ella Mae she's ok but she's a he for a day

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Akkina Downing

Date: 8/21/2023 6:50:00 PM

Lol

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/21/2023 7:43:00 PM

Keep smiling, Akkina!

David Fisher

Date: 8/21/2023 5:06:00 PM

Good one, and only a he for a day, phew! Love the comparison to the bowel movement below.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/21/2023 7:44:00 PM

Bowels, jowls, ... howls!

Terry Flood

Date: 8/21/2023 3:43:00 PM

Great minds Gershon. I’ve been mind-writing a poem on this very theme. Enjoyed this fun observation… just let me know when she’s done with it… I seem to be reflecting a little too much sunlight.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/21/2023 7:45:00 PM

Ha, ha! She's had her day in the shade, Terry. Stay sunny, on reflection. :) gw

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 8/21/2023 1:24:00 PM

I appreciate the humor, Gershon. In my opinion, I see too many he's trying to be she's.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/21/2023 7:49:00 PM

Oui, oui, madame!

Sam Kauffman

Date: 8/21/2023 12:53:00 PM

Thanks for the Monday laugh with this timely write, Gershon! Although I have to say that it is important to have discussions about this current theme and poetry is a wonderful springboard! I plan to remain she and her! Blessings!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/21/2023 7:51:00 PM

I myself am I, me my! Veni, vidi, vici. ~ Alfred E. Newman

Michael Tor

Date: 8/20/2023 9:48:00 PM

This world is upside down my friend I wonder who the Powers that be who start all these movements and why they are not exposed and stoned like in the early days of the bible. anyone that tries to corrupt Gods perfect design should pay a Dear price for doing so...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/21/2023 7:53:00 PM

Actually, I'm just sick of all the public posturing. I never liked heterosexuals who were all kissy-kissy and making-out in public either. G-d save those for whom sex is the largest part of their identity. :) gw

Michael Tor
Date: 8/20/2023 9:50:00 PM

I don't hate the LBTGQ or transgender folk, but I pray for them because Gods wrath is everlasting. I don't wish eternal damnation on anyone...

Panagiota Romios

Date: 8/20/2023 7:06:00 PM

Trans stuff is not funny, but your piem is innocent. Maybe women here are be happy to be called egg producers instead of Moms. . Not me. Bets are people have no more dea what a man looks like post-op! They might change-their minds about the trans movement,. Drag Queens in primary school! Is that funny? I don’t think so. Pangie

Panagiota Romios
Date: 8/20/2023 9:32:00 PM

Roflmao..five star rating…bowel movement. Teachers in the UK are allowing kids to identify as animals, should a teacher remind them they are a boy or a girl! Teachers are reprimanded. Panther Pangie aka Retired egg producer! A sick in the mind and soul world.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/20/2023 8:44:00 PM

The trans-movement is totally misunderstood, I think. I'd place it right next to the 'bowel movement' myself... On a serious note, it's a real hairy mess: The boy becomes a girl, but stays a boy underneath the disguise. Talk about a system set up to fail!! As for drag queen shows in public libraries and schools: How low can the USA go?! ~ Active Sperm Producer (Giggle)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/20/2023 6:58:00 PM

Hee hee…anything for a laugh!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/20/2023 8:42:00 PM

"Make 'em laugh," I say! ~ Donald O'Connor