Short Toothless Poems

Short Toothless Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toothless by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toothless by length and keyword.


Premium Member Footle-Senior Moments Quaternion

OLD AGE
same chat
off pat
TOOTHLESS
long kiss
to miss
SHORT SIGHTED
large print
or squint
PACING MYSELF
no sap
need nap
Form: Footle


The Slow Toothless Mole

In one labor of Star-nosed Moles
Traveled a slower toothless cow
The last in line, all that she sees
Is sore gums and molasses now!
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Pappy's Party

arthritic hands search the fretboard
finding chords that hurt the least
the old guitar brings a toothless grin
then we sneak a sip of whiskey

Premium Member Ask My Uncle

A little sweet bit of a depravity,
Is my propensity for tooth cavity.
Yes I must confess,
My teeth are a mess!
Ask my Uncle Toothless McGravity.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Daffy Defintions

TOOTHLESS

Long kiss

to miss


Why not regurgetate some of those witty footles for HG Daniel's DAffy Defintions Anthology

See his page for more info


Scratch Limit

As I turned to swallow the bolus
I had been chewing all long
with all the contents sandwiched
Between my toothless Jews long
I succumbed to a real toothache
Form: Didactic

Baby

Funny
Fussy

Cheery 
Chubby

Toothless
Restless

Noisy 
Clingy

Messy
Cutie

Agile
Fragile

Taster
Totter

For 
the 
'Footle 
Fun' 
contest
Form: Footle

Premium Member Worth

Boss-man said, "Your gadget's worthless."
  I replied, "Sorry sir, but I'm not toothless --

Don't you know that there is worth
  to everything on this dear earth?"
Form: Couplet

Toothless Pen

words of wisdom that's poetry
tree of poet all over free
come here to learn all
don't kick the life ball
backbiting pen can't bite fairly!


-21.09.2020 Chattogram
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Three Boys


Three boys – Paisley, Preston, and Pooky -
had tried to make Halloween spooky.
Paisley practiced black magic.
Toothless Preston was tragic;
but Pooky, bug-eyed, was just kooky.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Something For Halloween

I wanted to write something real scary
About a Monster 
Both toothless and hairy
But he needed a name, my grandson proclaimed
I think you should just call him "JERRY"

Thank Ben !
Form: Limerick

Golden Jubilee

golden jubilee...
elderly couple
with toothless smile



^_~

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Placement:3rd (Feb.2012)

Contest:Your Verse Again(max 12 lines)

Sponsor:Brian Strand

By:kashinath karmakar
© Kash Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Premium Member The Three Masters

A gang of three guys displaying their flairs
Nonplus by the grin boy with curly hairs
Horror by the toothless teen
perfectly suits Halloween
As if he is Holmes, the third puts on airs.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Language of the Fart

with beans and a biscuit to ponder
a rumbling seeking a yonder
at its behest
a simple request
oh speak you toothless wonder

9/29/2021

May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest
Form: Limerick

Premium Member - Halfway Through October -

                                           orange sherbet sun
                                      prepare your jack-o'-lantern -
                                            a toothless monster
Form: Senryu

Nothingess

Ignored by my own
Kicked by all unknown
Sworn for long to being nothing
My baby came along. Slowly picking up and rising
for her toothless smile like I’m her everything. 

Written on 05/03/2016
Form: Verse

Premium Member sloppy birthday cake

The birthday cake melted into a sloppy pile
Making the old lady give up a rare toothless smile
She had told the baker to add starch which he would not do
Now the sloppy birthday cake was a river of goo
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Royal Baby Newborn

The royal baby newborn was uptight
Just picture yourself greeted by her plight --
   She heard the sound of trumpets
   Was served hot tea with crumpets --
Burned her tongue, and toothless could not bite
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Funny Gifted Grins

FUNNY GIFTED GRINS

Host
Post

lifted
gifted

prize
lies

beneath
buckteeth

face
base

toothless
rootless

grin
akin

smiling
styling


3/16/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©
Form: Footle

Premium Member Seen and Heard

They’re seen, all three sons; aren’t they cute.     (sarcasm)
All heard, and not far from the root.
     These boys, toothless feasts.
     Fangs of wild-eyed beasts.
Just watch, here comes dad; see the boot.
Form: Limerick

Limerick-04

Grand father said, " Aye! come here, here bean!" 
Grand child- smiling toothless and peeing 
stretching old wabbles 
crippling child bubbles 
One for another powerless twin!


-September 23, 2018 Chattogram
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Toothless In Montclair

Toothless In Montclair

A tormented man who lives in Montclair
spends every day in a dentist’s chair
All the pulling and drilling—
Not to mention the billing!
He now brushes teeth that aren’t there.

2/1/22
Form: Limerick

Life In Normal Morning Movements

In here, I lion of
toothless  in cane,
  just eye and
not much anymore...
I peek at life...
Outside, life
 Just races,
knocks,
exhausts
  kills itself...
the street is urban
jungle
and life a real beast... !

Premium Member Chin

What's something 
really gross 
you've seen lately? 

For me, 
it was a toothless old lady 
on a bus stop bench, 
gumming Cheetos she first 
softened up 
in a paper cup of water, 
her mouth and chin 
bright orange.

Premium Member Important Matters

A toothless old man 
Smiled at me today,
His smile was gummy
And he had matted hair of grey
His clothes were torn and tattered 
All that be as it may
To me, all that mattered
Was the smile he gave to me
As he passed me on his way!
Form: Rhyme

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