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The Language of the Fart

with beans and a biscuit to ponder a rumbling seeking a yonder at its behest a simple request oh speak you toothless wonder 9/29/2021 May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest

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Date: 9/30/2021 4:17:00 AM
lol a toothless wonder, I love this, I got to remember that line next time I fumigate a room, thanks for the laugh. Keep well John, :)
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Date: 9/29/2021 12:25:00 PM
fartastically funny John, i smell a winner!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 9/29/2021 6:47:00 AM
I actually laughed out loud with each line. "Toothless wonder" is a description I've never heard given to that part of human anatomy. Funny limerick, John.
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John Lawless
Date: 9/29/2021 7:01:00 AM
Well, Jenna, coming from a family that thought "farts are funny" there were multiple references to the tone and timbre.

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