The Language of the Fart

with beans and a biscuit to ponder
a rumbling seeking a yonder
at its behest
a simple request
oh speak you toothless wonder

9/29/2021

May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest
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Rose  Avatar
September 30, 2021 at 4:17 AM
lol a toothless wonder, I love this, I got to remember that line next time I fumigate a room, thanks for the laugh. Keep well John, :)
Allison Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 12:25 PM
fartastically funny John, i smell a winner!:-) hugs jan xx
Logan Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 6:47 AM
I actually laughed out loud with each line. "Toothless wonder" is a description I've never heard given to that part of human anatomy. Funny limerick, John.
Lawless Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 7:01 AM
Well, Jenna, coming from a family that thought "farts are funny" there were multiple references to the tone and timbre.
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