Short Toothache Poems
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Berry Throm suffered toothache
He went to see Doctor Jake
To have it come out man was willing
He was glad there was no bad drilling.
A Pirate queen on the Dixie Queen
Had a toothache truly bad and mean
They docked for a day
In Pelican Bay
Sorry choppers now happy and clean
Toothache in heel and poke in his eye.
Old Man J. Rivers is waiting to die.
I know the source
Lies like a horse
I know this rumor will die, bye and bye.
As I turned to swallow the bolus
I had been chewing all long
with all the contents sandwiched
Between my toothless Jews long
I succumbed to a real toothache
Went to the park for a picnic today
Found one open and began to sashay
Flipped my flipper
Zipped my zipper
Such freedom is better than a toothache
He that sleeps feels not the tooth-ache
William Shakespeare
'Cymbeline' (1609-10) act 5, sc. 4, l. [176]
apparently, Mr. Shakespeare never needed a root canal!
One night Mr. Toothpick had a toothache
Unable to find a painkiller, he kept awake
Mr. Toothpick kept groaning
Mrs. Toothpick slept moaning
Both of them thought each other to be fake.
13.6.2020
Nothing is worse than a toothache
Especially when the tooth is no longer there,
Having been extracted with great care
Six days ago, and I still feel the quake.
written September 19, 2021
Cool donkey earned fame as a fine dentist.
For toothache his dinner glum tiger missed.
His wide open mouth of dread,
the donkey looked at, and said,
“your canines need extraction, I insist.”
Listen to poem:
Your absence hurts me,
Like a persistent toothache
Or a pair of too-tight shoes.
But, worse, your hard face,
When finally we meet,
Leaves me panicked, gasping:
A doomed and thrashing swimmer,
Drowning in your indifference.
to be called a romantic
is something i just
can't take.
but your faint smile has kept
all my nights wide
awake.
i float still in a stunned state.
this idiocy i can't
forsake.
your absence torments me so
like a raging
toothache!
I should have avoided the candy
while it was conveniently handy.
If I had the power to abstain,
I would not be experiencing this pain.
I have a toothache while I live.
Seeing the dentist is the only alternative.
Inspired by another member's poem.
PAINKILLERS
today I had toothache
it was bad… nerve
gnawing bad
I took a painkiller
never take them and
now I wonder why
I never had
it feels numb
I feel relieved
and deceived
tomorrow
it will
be back
© Kim van Breda—10 October 2015
This raging toothache is driving me quite mad
I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain
Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots
They have a free space at two thirty
‘Tooth hurty’ - I laugh at the appointment time!
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Oh, so you never had one?
Bravo, you lucky devil you!
I surmise you're far from
A sweet tooth? Haha.
At it's worse, even Hercules
Is crying for his Mommy!
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Date written: 10/02/2021
Paul Begala called Obama's supporters eggheads and that wasn't nice.
I want him to keep his mouth shut and I don't want to have to say it twice.
Obama is a terrific person and he deserves our votes.
The words irritate me that came from Begala's throat.
His words annoy me like a toothache.
Mister Begala can go jump in the lake.
Grasses are herbs
If you boil grass with ginger
It can cure back pains,
Toothache, kidney problem
Stomachache and cleanses toxins
We have here grass like carabao grass
We use this to cure such mention above
My cat eat the young leaves of this grass
Afterwards, my cat vomited something fluid
Then, my cat have peace after that.
Take a spoon and stir the air
What pollutants do you find there
Your fence is rotting, pull out a stake
Now it's got a huge toothache
Pull down a rake and comb your lawn
Which side is the part on
In your sidewalk, count the cracks
Step in one, get dog-doo back
Climb your steps and ring the bell
It's out-of-order, what the hell
To be called a romantic is something I just can't take,
but the faint hint of your smile has kept my nights wide awake;
I float, I wait
in a stunned state;
now your absence torments me so like a raging toothache!
Tortures the nerve constantly
Ongoing severe painful throb
Only abstraction is the cure
This pain is worse than labor pain
Horrendous sharp electric shocks,
And advil is just a temporary fix
Can't sleep at all
Hurt all night long
Eating food is not an option
Alexis Y
08-19-16
* Author's- May not be writing for a while due to bad toothaches.
As sweet as the coffee with sugar, creamer and milk
Words from the mouth are said
As the well-sweetened coffee is soothing to the taste buds
Words are nice to the ears
And heartwarming to the heart
But too much sweetener will cause toothache
And too much praises may block the melodies of life from the nature
Too much complement may make one proud and lazy
He had a toothache to see the Dentist about.
The Dentist said that tooth must come out.
Choose a needle or gas
But the man said alas
I choose neither he said with a shout.
The Dentist said will a Viagra pill do?
The man said is that something new?
I'll tell you the truth
when I pull that tooth
I'm gonna need a place to hang on to!
The ginger root
My grandma hung
Hung in the kitchen
For everyone to see
A headache or a tummy ache
If anyone would suffer
The ginger root
Was brought down
For ailments simple and severe
A strong tea for the headache
A weak one for the stomach
A gargle for the toothache
A pouch for minor burns
Though most of the times you know
The thought of drinking
The insipid liquid
Would make all well
Alone in the night
During the night I had no angst
but my teeth hurt and sleep had gone truant
Time is relative the clock on the stand
appeared to have stopped checking the time
in the living room, it was 2 minutes faster.
Four in the morning too late for a glass of wine
not a common drunk, got nothing to hide.
When awake the toothache had gone for now
it was overcast nine o`clock and gloomy
your great-grandmother’s toothache was easily fixed
with lovely cocaine tooth drops, which now are probably nixed.
a predecessor to Novocain, a practice back in the day
many children had to have it, it took pain away
Marvelously fast-acting cocaine tooth drops cost a whole fifteen cents
You could get them over the counter sold by druggist McVents
It might sound odd now, but it was a common practice in 1818.
And your gums felt great afterwards, truly tingly and clean.