Ralph Taylor Poet Limerick

Get a Grip

He had a toothache to see the Dentist about.

The Dentist said that tooth must come out.

        Choose a needle or gas

        But the man said alas

I choose neither he said with a shout.


The Dentist said will a Viagra pill do?

The man said is that something new?

       I'll tell you the truth

       when I pull that tooth

I'm gonna need a place to hang on to!

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Carol Sunshine Brown September 21, 2010 at 5:35 AM Congratulations Ralph on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol

Tahera Mannan September 19, 2010 at 9:15 PM Hahaha. Really cool. Many congratulations on your win and thanks for the comments.

Robert A. Dufresne September 19, 2010 at 6:05 PM congratulations Ralph!! It was difficult trying not to picture this poetic scene! congrats to you!

Wilma Neels September 19, 2010 at 2:06 PM Ralph super congrats on your win in John's contest, hope your weekend's been a splendid one ;)

James Fraser September 19, 2010 at 6:18 AM Many congratulations Ralph on your win in John's contest, koolio poetry >> James

Dr.Ram Mehta September 19, 2010 at 4:49 AM Congratulations on this fine win in the contest, Ralph

Linda-Marie Sweetheart September 18, 2010 at 5:35 PM Congrats Ralph on your big win in the Giggles Poetry Contest.. a super piece.. enjoy your spot at the top my friend..with luv...

Francine Roberts September 18, 2010 at 5:30 PM congrats on your win with this witty entry

Audrey Haick September 18, 2010 at 9:42 AM Congratulations on your win in John's Limerick Contest, Ralph. ..Peace, Audrey

John Freeman September 18, 2010 at 8:39 AM Mercy! Congratulations Ralph on your #4 and thanks for your support! Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 30, 2010 at 3:56 PM Hey Ralph... my weddidng photos are up on my blog if u like to view.. the system only allows ten now so no more can be added and we have hundreds ... so enjoy these for now..luv..

Andrea Dietrich August 28, 2010 at 8:36 PM oh, boy, the picture that makes in my mind. hahaha. LUv,Andrea

Dr.Ram Mehta August 28, 2010 at 4:22 AM A very witty write on viagra, Ralph

Larry Belt August 28, 2010 at 1:33 AM Awesome Write my friend....Larry

Carolyn Devonshire August 27, 2010 at 3:13 PM Souper funny, Ralph! Great double-limerick, my friend. Love, Carolyn

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 27, 2010 at 3:04 PM Ralph u need to do stand up comedy my friend.. this Limerick is great... your words are super.. enjoyed..happy weekend..with luv..

Jamecia Buggs August 27, 2010 at 1:56 PM Very hilarious.Great job.Love,Jamecia

Poet Destroyer A August 27, 2010 at 1:47 PM lol ouchh, enjoyed your write..P.D.