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He had a toothache to see the Dentist about. The Dentist said that tooth must come out. Choose a needle or gas But the man said alas I choose neither he said with a shout. The Dentist said will a Viagra pill do? The man said is that something new? I'll tell you the truth when I pull that tooth I'm gonna need a place to hang on to!

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Date: 9/21/2010 5:35:00 AM
Congratulations Ralph on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol
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Date: 9/19/2010 9:15:00 PM
Hahaha. Really cool. Many congratulations on your win and thanks for the comments.
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Date: 9/19/2010 6:05:00 PM
congratulations Ralph!! It was difficult trying not to picture this poetic scene! congrats to you!
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Date: 9/19/2010 2:06:00 PM
Ralph super congrats on your win in John's contest, hope your weekend's been a splendid one ;)
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Date: 9/19/2010 6:18:00 AM
Many congratulations Ralph on your win in John's contest, koolio poetry >> James
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Date: 9/19/2010 4:49:00 AM
Congratulations on this fine win in the contest, Ralph
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Date: 9/18/2010 5:35:00 PM
Congrats Ralph on your big win in the Giggles Poetry Contest.. a super piece.. enjoy your spot at the top my friend..with luv...
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Date: 9/18/2010 5:30:00 PM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
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Date: 9/18/2010 9:42:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's Limerick Contest, Ralph. ..Peace, Audrey
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Date: 9/18/2010 8:39:00 AM
Mercy! Congratulations Ralph on your #4 and thanks for your support! Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/30/2010 3:56:00 PM
Hey Ralph... my weddidng photos are up on my blog if u like to view.. the system only allows ten now so no more can be added and we have hundreds ... so enjoy these for now..luv..
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Date: 8/28/2010 8:36:00 PM
oh, boy, the picture that makes in my mind. hahaha. LUv,Andrea
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Date: 8/28/2010 4:22:00 AM
A very witty write on viagra, Ralph
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Date: 8/28/2010 1:33:00 AM
Awesome Write my friend....Larry
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Date: 8/27/2010 3:13:00 PM
Souper funny, Ralph! Great double-limerick, my friend. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/27/2010 3:04:00 PM
Ralph u need to do stand up comedy my friend.. this Limerick is great... your words are super.. enjoyed..happy weekend..with luv..
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Date: 8/27/2010 1:56:00 PM
Very hilarious.Great job.Love,Jamecia
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Date: 8/27/2010 1:47:00 PM
lol ouchh, enjoyed your write..P.D.
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