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Short Tonsils Poems

Short Tonsils Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tonsils by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tonsils by length and keyword.


Tornadic Activity
Terrible tornados toppled trees tearing trenches through the terrain,
“Took my tonsils,” told Timmy Thompson, “like taking a tongue twister train.”...

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© Tony Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tonsils, funny,
Form: Alliteration



Premium Member My Laugh
some people titter
some giggle
some snicker

not me

with me you get the full out donkey bray
The milk flying out of my nose
my tonsils showing...

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Categories: tonsils, me,
Form: Free verse
Pickles and Tickles Fast Food.
We cook it ! Feel your tonsils tingle!
Add mayonnaise, lettuce, a pickle.
Lost both tonsils at ten
so can I ask you when
my change comes to more than a nickle?...

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Categories: tonsils, confusion, food, life, parody
Form: Limerick
Things
things I can live without...
appendix
tonsils
gallbladder
one kidney
spleen
you

so far I still have all of these
God willing...I will keep them

you...not so much...

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© Jo Bien  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tonsils, introspection
Form: Free verse
Tonsils With An Adenoid
Tonsils With An Adenoid

Took out my tonsils and adenoid,
Then did remove my hemorrhoid;
Received an itch,
From each stitch;
My life more comfortably enjoyed.

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tonsils, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Tongue Twister
Standing still, she smells so sweet,

tongues tickle tonsils, this trying treat.

Fevers flourish, fantasies flew,

better.....breath.......because.......becoming............blue....

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Categories: tonsils,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Do People Still get Born with Tonsils
Do people still get born with tonsils
Or have we evolved past that stage?
Why were they there anyway?
Maybe for when we were mere-creatures
Mermaids and mermen
Swimming in Atlantis...

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Categories: tonsils, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Anyone For Tennis
My nephew whose first name is Dennis With ladies he loves to play tennis But he is so fickle Their tonsils he’ll tickle Young Dennis is a truly a menace! 6/27/19
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Categories: tonsils, body, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Pucking Babylon
You groin suckers working your glistening rod through time's
Silver pole, fandangos swallow it whole; gulp, the goo of yes you....
Grasping, it's shaft sliding across these slippery tongues teasing tonsils
Twisting in a bind to gather their droplets at the back of your daemons throat....

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Categories: tonsils, birth,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member AI! RING!
AI! RING!


a horror Anthology
  high! I'm sci-fi!

  between technology 
  and nigh.

  sound Rare alarms!
  jealousies' charms!
  
on your favorite lip-stick
pressing In thick
  
those Non-essential tonsils
   are such Ghastly inessentials!...

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Categories: tonsils, jealousy,
Form: Rhyme
Poetic Injuns Snarl
Poetic injuns snarl
The deprecation of land
Defacing of meaning
The grappling with cold
Hospitalized truth, creaky tiles

Curling sand from loveless fingers
Exactitude measured from fininitude
All consuming chains of being
You will be digested as chunks of matter
The law in the same
As for a grain of wheat
There's no special deviation 
For walking tonsils with big brains...

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Categories: tonsils, angst, fear, funeral, nature,
Form: Free verse
From Across the Bar
A warm front beseeched her
Sweet vocals of glittering jazz
I fell into the intricacies of riddles
Chasing the pavement of cultures
Upon her breath.
Had our tongues even met?
A memory impossible to worship
The echoes of dragon fire
searing at the base
of my tonsils
A sea surfing current of hurt,
yet a pleasurable hurt
an enjoyable suffering

By Glenn McCrary

© 2012 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)...

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Categories: tonsils, adventure,
Form: Imagism

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