Short Titties Poems

- Recalls a brief blissful time ~ almost naked in the summer glow -














30.12.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Squashed like two pancakes
Mammograms detect cancer
Please kiss me better

Follow up to my mammogram poem – my poor aching ‘Bristol Cities’

09~24~16...

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I had the joy to watch Cat Woman bathe
Oh my! I found it so hard to behave
With her watching kitties
Pouring milk on her titties
I'm a man, I'm human, I crave









http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-6.php...

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Went to the mall to ogle all the young fillies
Their shorts are way shorter than back in the fifties
Not complaining my friends
But some parts do ascend
A natural reaction to their bouncy young titties...

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Oh, my name is Witch's Titties 
	I'm the leader of the band
Tho' only two in numbers 
	they sag down where life is grand
They swing like gaucho's bolos 
	to excite your fancy balls
Can toss 'em o'er my shoulders 
	to go dancing up the walls...

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I'm a mind raper
I'm a fine rapper
You'd better stay out of my way
Cause my nine's always strapped
Even on laundry day
Got my glock tucked in my sweatpants
Quarter cup of Tide® Enhance™
Roll up to the laundromat
You want yo titties autographed?...

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There once was a boy name of Rick
So ugly he made his girl sick,
When nighttime descended
The girl soon repented
And loved him quite lickedy-split!

There once was a girl name of Donna
Who spent lots of time in the sauna
She might once have been pretty,
And her titties were bitty,
Ugly Rick still thought her Nirvana....

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Blue And Green

When we learn
To offer hands
We’ll understand 
Our same hearts

Then we’ll see
You you & me
Shared earths titties
From the start

Earth is our mother
My sister my brother 
We’re all children
Of the sea

Let us not wait
Till it’s too late
We’re all the same
Blue and green

Bill MacEachern December 9, 2023...

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Your Wonderful Mother

I hate to talk about your mama, she's a good old soul,
She's got as hump backed pussy and a rubber asshole,
She's got nipples on her titties as big as a plum,
She's got scales on her ass that's tight as a drum,
She's got somthin' 'tween her legs called "sweet love jam",
It smells like shit but it's good, goddamn!
Yo ho ho and a bottle full rum,
She's so good she makes a dead man come!...

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what's on my mind?


the
moment

when this girlie in a tight-
fit business suit
first walked into my life


confident
beautiful
sexy
were
perfect titties w/slight cleav


while
shakin' that kind of ass
one never forgets


the look
the feel
the sound
the slit


each time i -


A roughneck in a crewneck
singin' crosscheck on the low tech


would

         hit
               it



...

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A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets wise
Gets hip to the jive
Catches on
Smells the cheese getting stinky
Eyes shift as reality comes to light
Make a decision!
 is about to get hinky!
Confidence is gone and it's time to fly
Make like some titties and bounce
Only one way out!
The Toledo Panic Button!...

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