Short Titties Poems
Short Titties Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Titties by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Titties by length and keyword.
- Recalls a brief blissful time ~ almost naked in the summer glow -
30.12.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Squashed like two pancakes
Mammograms detect cancer
Please kiss me better
Follow up to my mammogram poem – my poor aching ‘Bristol Cities’
09~24~16
I had the joy to watch Cat Woman bathe
Oh my! I found it so hard to behave
With her watching kitties
Pouring milk on her titties
I'm a man, I'm human, I crave
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-6.php
Went to the mall to ogle all the young fillies
Their shorts are way shorter than back in the fifties
Not complaining my friends
But some parts do ascend
A natural reaction to their bouncy young titties
Oh, my name is Witch's Titties
I'm the leader of the band
Tho' only two in numbers
they sag down where life is grand
They swing like gaucho's bolos
to excite your fancy balls
Can toss 'em o'er my shoulders
to go dancing up the walls
I'm a mind raper
I'm a fine rapper
You'd better stay out of my way
Cause my nine's always strapped
Even on laundry day
Got my glock tucked in my sweatpants
Quarter cup of Tide® Enhance™
Roll up to the laundromat
You want yo titties autographed?
There once was a boy name of Rick
So ugly he made his girl sick,
When nighttime descended
The girl soon repented
And loved him quite lickedy-split!
There once was a girl name of Donna
Who spent lots of time in the sauna
She might once have been pretty,
And her titties were bitty,
Ugly Rick still thought her Nirvana.
Blue And Green
When we learn
To offer hands
We’ll understand
Our same hearts
Then we’ll see
You you & me
Shared earths titties
From the start
Earth is our mother
My sister my brother
We’re all children
Of the sea
Let us not wait
Till it’s too late
We’re all the same
Blue and green
Bill MacEachern December 9, 2023
Your Wonderful Mother
I hate to talk about your mama, she's a good old soul,
She's got as hump backed pussy and a rubber *******,
She's got nipples on her titties as big as a plum,
She's got scales on her ass that's tight as a drum,
She's got somthin' 'tween her legs called "sweet love jam",
It smells like **** but it's good, goddamn!
Yo ho ho and a bottle full rum,
She's so good she makes a dead man come!
A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets wise
Gets hip to the jive
Catches on
Smells the cheese getting stinky
Eyes shift as reality comes to light
Can't let them find out it's all a lie
Make a decision!
It's about to get hinky!
Confidence is gone and it's time to fly
Make like some titties and bounce
Only one way out!
The Toledo Panic Button!