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A Tale of Two Titties - An 'Uplifting' Poem

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I COULDN'T RESIST THIS PICTURE!

Squashed like two pancakes Mammograms detect cancer Please kiss me better Follow up to my mammogram poem – my poor aching ‘Bristol Cities’ 09~24~16

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/27/2016 2:48:00 PM

haha. GREAT poem to go with the cartoon

Jan Allison
Date: 9/27/2016 6:00:00 PM

Thanks Andrea the cartoon made me laugh so much and was perfect for the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 9/26/2016 8:48:00 AM

Wonder if he will get the point of the exam LOL fun as always Hugs Edith

Jan Allison
Date: 9/26/2016 8:52:00 AM

LOL Thanks Mama Bear:-) hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/24/2016 10:57:00 PM

LOL, I sure know why they look like that...JAN, no one makes me laugh like you do (poem wise)....LOLOLOL... However, the reason and matter are not funny at all. I had a mammogram a few months back. It was scary and painful. I can't describe how horrible it was waiting for the results. Thanks, The Lord, I'm fine for now. (I'm sorry to laugh but the picture was super funny.)) Have a nice day. LINDA

Jan Allison
Date: 9/25/2016 9:50:00 AM

The pic was perfect to go with the poem. I had my routine mammogram on Friday Linda - i hate them so much I find them incredibly painful but they can detect about 85% of breast cancers so its a no brainer not to have a few minutes of your time to make sure you are clear - I have 3 weeks to wait now for the results:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/24/2016 5:38:00 PM

See...we do notice some things

Jan Allison
Date: 9/24/2016 5:49:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 9/24/2016 4:04:00 PM

Lol! Jan, Where do you find this pictures? The title, picture and the poem is hilarious. I can definitely relate with Eileen, I wanted to hit the person that gave me my mammogram. She better lucky I needed it lol:-)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 9/24/2016 4:12:00 PM

I had a mammogram done yesterday Alexis that is what has inspired my last 2 poems - for both pics I just googled mammograms - when I found this pic it made me LOL:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 9/24/2016 3:24:00 PM

You got me with the title, dear...Oh yes! I can relate. I was going to hit the person who was squashing my boobies between those slabs....OUCH! ;) Hugs....I think I'll leave the kissing to someone else! ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/24/2016 3:29:00 PM

I made her laugh when I had my mammogram yesterday Eileen - it takes away the stress of what is a very uncomfortable situation :-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 9/24/2016 3:13:00 PM

But how will he get close enough to kiss you Jan?

Jan Allison
Date: 9/24/2016 3:21:00 PM

LOL I guess it depends what needs kissing better Jean!! lol. I hope you read the poem about my experience yesterday lol:-) hugs Jan xx