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Witch's Titties

Oh, my name is Witch's Titties I'm the leader of the band Tho' only two in numbers they sag down where life is grand They swing like gaucho's bolos to excite your fancy balls Can toss 'em o'er my shoulders to go dancing up the walls

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Joanna Feltham

Date: 6/21/2021 2:46:00 PM

Brilliant! I love this poem.

Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 9/1/2021 1:27:00 PM

This poem loves you.

Jannie Breedt

Date: 5/10/2018 1:59:00 AM

Hi Jessica, Im smiling here. Should have posted a pic ha ha. That will set the town on fire! Very earthy and original

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/18/2018 9:08:00 AM

Quite funny! Congrats on POTD

Charlie Smith

Date: 4/16/2018 2:20:00 PM

What a hoot, or should I say Hooters? Congratulations for POTD honors...

Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/16/2018 4:39:00 PM

Ha ha! Hooters can't be haters!

Jack Ellison

Date: 4/15/2018 11:10:00 AM

A real giggler, dear Jessica!!! Loved it!!! A fav for sure!!! Will be back... lovsies, Happy Jack XOX

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/16/2018 5:15:00 PM

LOVE HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/16/2018 4:48:00 PM

Gigglin' is good!

Susan Ashley

Date: 4/14/2018 8:04:00 PM

A fun poem full of giggles, Jessica. Congratulations on your POTD honors for your whimsical and witty write..

Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/16/2018 4:49:00 PM

Being PotD was a shocker to me. Thanks for noticing!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/14/2018 2:38:00 PM

- FUN ... :) - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Jessica :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

Date: 4/14/2018 11:24:00 AM

many congrats on POTD:-) hugs jan xx

Arturo Michael

Date: 4/14/2018 8:51:00 AM

Original and creative... I like it...Congratulations...Jessica...

Winged Warrior

Date: 4/14/2018 8:26:00 AM

Well, it certainly beats a 'Warlock's Woody' lol...Congrats! on your POTD! Jessica...very funny my friend...^WW^

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 4/14/2018 7:29:00 AM

My girls are bouncing with joy for this one! Sweet potd :) Congratulations! xomo

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/13/2018 12:39:00 AM

Anything I read that makes me LAUGH heartily like this goes straight to FAVs. Thank you Jessica.

Jan Allison

Date: 4/12/2018 9:50:00 AM

ha ha ha this is absolutely hilarious jessica!:-) hugs jan xx

Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/12/2018 4:28:00 PM

Imagining a small public out there reading these with a giggle in their heart makes mine a better day.