Witch's Titties

Oh, my name is Witch's Titties 
	I'm the leader of the band
Tho' only two in numbers 
	they sag down where life is grand
They swing like gaucho's bolos 
	to excite your fancy balls
Can toss 'em o'er my shoulders 
	to go dancing up the walls

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 6/21/2021 2:46:00 PM
Brilliant! I love this poem.
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 9/1/2021 1:27:00 PM
This poem loves you.
Date: 5/10/2018 1:59:00 AM
Hi Jessica, Im smiling here. Should have posted a pic ha ha. That will set the town on fire! Very earthy and original
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Date: 4/18/2018 9:08:00 AM
Quite funny! Congrats on POTD
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Date: 4/16/2018 2:20:00 PM
What a hoot, or should I say Hooters? Congratulations for POTD honors...
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/16/2018 4:39:00 PM
Ha ha! Hooters can't be haters!
Date: 4/15/2018 11:10:00 AM
A real giggler, dear Jessica!!! Loved it!!! A fav for sure!!! Will be back... lovsies, Happy Jack XOX
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/16/2018 5:15:00 PM
LOVE HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/16/2018 4:48:00 PM
Gigglin' is good!
Date: 4/14/2018 8:04:00 PM
A fun poem full of giggles, Jessica. Congratulations on your POTD honors for your whimsical and witty write..
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/16/2018 4:49:00 PM
Being PotD was a shocker to me. Thanks for noticing!
Date: 4/14/2018 2:38:00 PM
- FUN ... :) - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Jessica :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/14/2018 11:24:00 AM
many congrats on POTD:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 4/14/2018 8:51:00 AM
Original and creative... I like it...Congratulations...Jessica...
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Date: 4/14/2018 8:26:00 AM
Well, it certainly beats a 'Warlock's Woody' lol...Congrats! on your POTD! Jessica...very funny my friend...^WW^
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Date: 4/14/2018 7:29:00 AM
My girls are bouncing with joy for this one! Sweet potd :) Congratulations! xomo
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Date: 4/13/2018 12:39:00 AM
Anything I read that makes me LAUGH heartily like this goes straight to FAVs. Thank you Jessica.
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Date: 4/12/2018 9:50:00 AM
ha ha ha this is absolutely hilarious jessica!:-) hugs jan xx
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 4/12/2018 4:28:00 PM
Imagining a small public out there reading these with a giggle in their heart makes mine a better day.
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