Jessica Amanda Salmonson Poet Lyric

Witch's Titties

Oh, my name is Witch's Titties 
	I'm the leader of the band
Tho' only two in numbers 
	they sag down where life is grand
They swing like gaucho's bolos 
	to excite your fancy balls
Can toss 'em o'er my shoulders 
	to go dancing up the walls

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Jo Chamberlain June 21, 2021 at 2:46 PM Brilliant! I love this poem. Jessica Amanda Salmonson September 1, 2021 at 1:27 PM This poem loves you.

Jannie Breedt May 10, 2018 at 1:59 AM Hi Jessica, Im smiling here. Should have posted a pic ha ha. That will set the town on fire! Very earthy and original

Kim Rodrigues April 18, 2018 at 9:08 AM Quite funny! Congrats on POTD

Charlie Smith April 16, 2018 at 2:20 PM What a hoot, or should I say Hooters? Congratulations for POTD honors... Jessica Amanda Salmonson April 16, 2018 at 4:39 PM Ha ha! Hooters can't be haters!

Jack Ellison April 15, 2018 at 11:10 AM A real giggler, dear Jessica!!! Loved it!!! A fav for sure!!! Will be back... lovsies, Happy Jack XOX Jack Ellison April 16, 2018 at 5:15 PM LOVE HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!! Jessica Amanda Salmonson April 16, 2018 at 4:48 PM Gigglin' is good!

Susan Ashley April 14, 2018 at 8:04 PM A fun poem full of giggles, Jessica. Congratulations on your POTD honors for your whimsical and witty write.. Jessica Amanda Salmonson April 16, 2018 at 4:49 PM Being PotD was a shocker to me. Thanks for noticing!

Anne-Lise Andresen April 14, 2018 at 2:38 PM - FUN ... :) - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Jessica :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison April 14, 2018 at 11:24 AM many congrats on POTD:-) hugs jan xx

Arturo Michael April 14, 2018 at 8:51 AM Original and creative... I like it...Congratulations...Jessica...

Winged Warrior April 14, 2018 at 8:26 AM Well, it certainly beats a 'Warlock's Woody' lol...Congrats! on your POTD! Jessica...very funny my friend...^WW^

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 14, 2018 at 7:29 AM My girls are bouncing with joy for this one! Sweet potd :) Congratulations! xomo

Caren Krutsinger April 13, 2018 at 12:39 AM Anything I read that makes me LAUGH heartily like this goes straight to FAVs. Thank you Jessica.

Jan Allison April 12, 2018 at 9:50 AM ha ha ha this is absolutely hilarious jessica!:-) hugs jan xx Jessica Amanda Salmonson April 12, 2018 at 4:28 PM Imagining a small public out there reading these with a giggle in their heart makes mine a better day.