Chetta Achara Poet Limerick

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For: A New Funny or Bawdy Limerick Set Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Rick and Donna

There once was a boy name of Rick
So ugly he made his girl sick,
When nighttime descended
The girl soon repented
And loved him quite lickedy-split!

There once was a girl name of Donna
Who spent lots of time in the sauna
She might once have been pretty,
And her titties were bitty,
Ugly Rick still thought her Nirvana.

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Andrea Dietrich May 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM Great job, Chetta. Congrats to you. Chetta Achara May 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM Thank you.

Tania Kitchin May 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM Chetta, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick set! Chetta Achara May 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM Thank you. It was fun writing it.

Hilda Greenhough May 10, 2024 at 8:08 AM Good luck with the contest. These are classic limericks that bring a smile.

Jerry Brotherton May 9, 2024 at 5:12 AM Clever limerick, my friend. I remember something we said when I was a wee tyke...'She was so ugly, she needed two bags over her head' Chetta Achara May 9, 2024 at 6:55 AM My late husband used to say "He's so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him."