Short Therapist Poems

Therapist
releases
 patient...

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Profound in her calm
Ascendant of attraction
Saint of sympathy...

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Pour out emotions,
She says quietly, calmly,
But I don't want to....

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soft smile in violet voice
healthy codependent choice
illness fills brown void...

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She gasps now, in pain 
As the gentle therapist
Extends her ballooning limb
  ~ In childbirth's pangs
     Ends always justified means...

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I was advised to see a therapist!
I went
We discussed my issues
A solution was found
The therapist joined my issue
We both saw another therapist!
...

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In pain, she gasps for breath
As the trained therapist
Extends her swollen limb to death --
   In rehabilitation's pangs
   Ends always justify fangs...

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Tanka 13
	
	
	anxiety and
	excitement are physio-
	logically i-
	dentical...  so sayeth my
	therapist    I’m not convinced
	
	
	
	
	
	01.14.14...

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Get help with thought patterns all new
From the social worker guru
Talia Green's expertise
Helps seekers find peace
And implodes thinking that's cuckoo...

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She felt she was in the minor league
Not quite brilliant or pretty enough
Her therapist had to triple dig
To learn her childhood had been extremely rough...

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At times a hair-raising event.
As I yell at my dryer and vent.
A machine to make me hot
Takes the brunt today's stress brought.
Just do your job and make me content....

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name one feeling
the therapist says
just one

ha! I scoff
then cry
then laugh

just one she says
not knowing women
i wonder about this

she is one
right?...

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Many dangers of love
The resentment
Watch for a broken heart
Love can trap you
Travel far just to meet
Get you in debt
Gambling just for a chance
Therapist knew...

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My therapist says
That happiness is
A sunshine of orange delight,

Which explains why my room,
With its darkness and gloom,
Serves to fuel my distress and despite....

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To be a massage therapist-  is very funny,
And, for example, simply take my case.
From grateful women I'm receiving money,
For what the others get a slapping in the face....

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Been assigned to make people giggle
How do I manage it, I eat doggy kibbles
Could that be it
I'll ask my therapist
Venture to say he'll ask if I launch brown missiles...

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Ask your doctor about valtrex, 
ask your therapist about hope, 
ask your teacher about money tickets,
ask your priest about salvation, 
ask your enforcement official about a bullet to the head...

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Squeeze a little tighter 
the therapist said at the rehab  
a tear drop fell at the corner 
of her eye 
as she smiled  



For Julia Ward’s Rehabilitation contest.
Written May 25th 2018....

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Scientists may have found the missing evidence
That explains the origins of life, that's kinda arrogant
Until we've advanced
And don't pee our pants
We won't have a clue and still need a therapist...

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Love to play with word
where the the therapist
becomes the rapist
love evolves love
me squared becomes a meme
Chagrined by a silent e
using silent phonetic letters
the gnome needs to know
without an a aplomb
remains the sane...

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PANACEA

It said, cures all ills,
I took it, not for thrills.
Drowning sorrows for tomorrow,
I drank it, no help at all.
I shot up, but fell.
Therapist tried, oh, what the hell!
There are no remedies to mend
this broken heart....

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Of course, love is insanity
don't dare get me near the
couch! Love is honesty -- 
Dr. you are my cure!
You ask me to open up...
then all you do is write...
next appointment, make
it somewhere more private~
dinner and candlelight....

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What makes no sense is that which makes no sense
Even the word sense makes no sense are you getting tense
Even my therapist, Jean Jacques
Flipped out in total shock
So I attempted to explain but he turned out too dense... sorry!!!...

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Do Aussies hop around like kangaroos do as part of their heritage
Methinks people who think that probably need a therapist
Have it on good authority
My Aussie sweetie Maria
Says they only hop when needing to pee, sorry that wasn't delicate...

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I went to a therapist once.
She was lovely.
Talked about herself for an hour.
I could not have gotten a word in if I had tried.
I did not need to.
She asked when I would be back.
I said “I’m not coming back”.
It was the only thing I said during my hour of listening....

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