Short Therapist Poems

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Premium Member Rehabilitation

She gasps now, in pain 
As the gentle therapist
Extends her ballooning limb
  ~ In childbirth's pangs
     Ends always justified means


Premium Member Therapist

I was advised to see a therapist!
I went
We discussed my issues
A solution was found
The therapist joined my issue
We both saw another therapist!

Premium Member Rehabilitation's Pangs

In pain, she gasps for breath
As the trained therapist
Extends her swollen limb to death --
   In rehabilitation's pangs
   Ends always justify fangs
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Tanka 13

Tanka 13
	
	
	anxiety and
	excitement are physio-
	logically i-
	dentical...  so sayeth my
	therapist    I’m not convinced
	
	
	
	
	
	01.14.14
Form: Tanka

Premium Member A competent therapist and confidant

Get help with thought patterns all new
From the social worker guru
Talia Green's expertise
Helps seekers find peace
And implodes thinking that's cuckoo
Form: Limerick


Premium Member rough childhood

She felt she was in the minor league
Not quite brilliant or pretty enough
Her therapist had to triple dig
To learn her childhood had been extremely rough
Form: Rhyme

My Hot Therapist

At times a hair-raising event.
As I yell at my dryer and vent.
A machine to make me hot
Takes the brunt today's stress brought.
Just do your job and make me content.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Name One Feeling

name one feeling
the therapist says
just one

ha! I scoff
then cry
then laugh

just one she says
not knowing women
i wonder about this

she is one
right?

The Danger's of Love

Many dangers of love
The resentment
Watch for a broken heart
Love can trap you
Travel far just to meet
Get you in debt
Gambling just for a chance
Therapist knew

Happiness

My therapist says
That happiness is
A sunshine of orange delight,

Which explains why my room,
With its darkness and gloom,
Serves to fuel my distress and despite.
Form: Rhyme

To Be a Massage Therapist- Is Very Funny

To be a massage therapist-  is very funny,
And, for example, simply take my case.
From grateful women I'm receiving money,
For what the others get a slapping in the face.
fun
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Doggy Kibbles

Been assigned to make people giggle How do I manage it, I eat doggy kibbles Could that be it I'll ask my therapist Venture to say he'll ask if I launch brown missiles
fun
Form: Limerick

Just Ask

Ask your doctor about valtrex, 
ask your therapist about hope, 
ask your teacher about money tickets,
ask your priest about salvation, 
ask your enforcement official about a bullet to the head

At the Rehab Center

Squeeze a little tighter 
the therapist said at the rehab  
a tear drop fell at the corner 
of her eye 
as she smiled  



For Julia Ward’s Rehabilitation contest.
Written May 25th 2018.

Premium Member My Trouble Zone

Scientists may have found the missing evidence That explains the origins of life, that's kinda arrogant Until we've advanced And don't pee our pants We won't have a clue and still need a therapist
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Dear Therapist


Dear Therapist 

She illustrates human wisdom,  her ability 
to understand predicaments  befittingly.

Wisdom is her name, She is balanced like
the scales  both intellectual,  perception. 

Her name is Sophia.

Tinker Trinkets

Love to play with word
where the the therapist
becomes the rapist
love evolves love
me squared becomes a meme
Chagrined by a silent e
using silent phonetic letters
the gnome needs to know
without an a aplomb
remains the sane

Premium Member Panacea

PANACEA

It said, cures all ills,
I took it, not for thrills.
Drowning sorrows for tomorrow,
I drank it, no help at all.
I shot up, but fell.
Therapist tried, oh, what the hell!
There are no remedies to mend
this broken heart.

Premium Member The Therapist

Of course, love is insanity
don't dare get me near the
couch! Love is honesty -- 
Dr. you are my cure!
You ask me to open up...
then all you do is write...
next appointment, make
it somewhere more private~
dinner and candlelight.

Premium Member Tense

What makes no sense is that which makes no sense Even the word sense makes no sense are you getting tense Even my therapist, Jean Jacques Flipped out in total shock So I attempted to explain but he turned out too dense... sorry!!!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Do Aussies Hop Around Like Kangaroos Do

Do Aussies hop around like kangaroos do as part of their heritage Methinks people who think that probably need a therapist Have it on good authority My Aussie sweetie Maria Says they only hop when needing to pee, sorry that wasn't delicate
Form: Limerick

Premium Member I Went To a Therapist Once

I went to a therapist once.
She was lovely.
Talked about herself for an hour.
I could not have gotten a word in if I had tried.
I did not need to.
She asked when I would be back.
I said “I’m not coming back”.
It was the only thing I said during my hour of listening.

Speech Therapist Needed (Call 458-8968)

I know this might seem chidlish
But I always start to studder
When I feel the truth creeping toward my lips

The truth is….  It is…
I, I, I d-don’t know what im saying
I, I l-like our conversations
And I like y-your sense humor
As you laugh off how, I am all tripped up
Form:

Untitled # 7

Infected my tissues, 
your lust shown 
as scars on my appendages, 
Wounds heal overtime, 
overcast 
my desire with this sedative, 
So dream of that angel, 
crimson wings, 
Halos broken from the arrogance, 
My intentions were pure, 
not to harm, 
But destruction is my therapist..
Form:

Premium Member Pairing

The term is used in behavioral analysis,
When the behavior therapist builds rapport
With the client. I argue
All humans are attempting to pair
All the time.
And when that pairing is unsuccessfull
Multiple options lay before them.
It is our state of mind that determines
The option taken.

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