Short Testosterone Poems

Ullar Bullar Lullar
Testosterone......

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Fuels my testosterone
My egocentric domineering 
That’s 'why' feminism...

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high testosterone
fall hunting weekend
     buddies letting loose


posted on June 25, 2018...

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Your cologne, your pheromone have just blown 
over me.  Now my testosterone 
leaves me dying to do 
all of those things for you 
I do in your erogenous zone....

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Wildlife 43

A blue whale was feeling depressed,
'Cos he'd lost his libido and zest,
So one day, all alone,
He took testosterone,
And soon had long hairs on his chest!!...

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Tea

Teapots talking?
Wow
The harmony in tea conversations
The interruption from a lid lift
And the sweet swirl of the packed bags
Testosterone at one lid passing eleven cups....

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Cold needs warmth
sky reflex's blue
singular morphs to plural
rough requires smooth
blindness seeking sight
testosterone = estrogen
blackbird = songbird 
poet lives for poetry
poet + poet...

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When Dick’s testosterone escalated, 
His balance had to be regulated;
His wife tried tricks she knew,
Until he passed it through -
Dick’s manly ego, hugely deflated. 

May 29, 2022...

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As a bumbling teenager full of testosterone
Trying to impress a chickie but was accident-prone
Walked into a pole
Minor injury to my soul
Awkward as it was, ended calling her my own...

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knowing the feeling, 
knowing the score,
full of testosterone,
 in the heat of the night,
 no one about,
 it just ain't right, 
alone...
the score..
deplore,
too right!
ladies outa sight:)

Don Johnson...

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Bad lover-selfish lover
it's all about me
all of the time
soulless connection
testosterone parasite
tossing love to the side
bad lover-selfish lover
leaving a chip on your heart
and a wet spot
on your mind
bad lover-selfish lover....

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Anne Boleyn Condemned 
  Declared England's Floozy 
Grotesque Henry Imposed Justice
King's Law Meted
Nobles Obediently Praised
  Queen's Reasonless Subjugation
Testosterone Unequivocally Vindictive           
Widespread Xenophobia
Yielding Zeitgeist

11/13/2021...

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Canada, land of good 
manners, polite people
until we lose the Cup
and angry crowds of testosterone
go wild 
burn cars and porta-potties
hurl bottles, bricks, 
street signs and threats 
at lines of riot masks
and batons ready 
for adrenaline 
almost as high 
as that elusive win...

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BECOMING MEAN


Ingest, absorb
ASSIMILATE.
Detest, Maul, engorge. 
	REGURGITATE.
Revenge fueled aggression
Testosterone and hate.		Never caring at all
Becoming the bully		-	Blindly intimidate.
Familiar Aggression 		family taught
Household hatred 		just the way I was brought up...

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Hey, diddle, diddle,
    what’s that in the middle?
A girl doesn't have
    something there.

The only retort
    to this travesty, sport:
testosterone levels
    are "fair"!

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for the u Choose Poetry Contest
sponsored by Anthony Biaanco
subject: MEN in Women's athletics
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Dare challenge me? 
Then be my guest …

The stags enter into a jousting quest,
No time now for antlers to rest,
The challenger locks his horny crest,
With focused stare and forceful zest,
A testosterone and power fest,
Nature at its Darwinian best.

Into the gene-pool 
He wished to invest,
Can he suceed,
Survive this test?...

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Testosterone 

                  his girl friend turned wife,
                   now he needs a new girl friend
                   to get entertained.

                   husband when divorced 
                   turned lover for rest of life
                   being ex husband.


03/31/23

Bite Size Contest no. 61


by Line Gauthier...

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Sex and Religion Is A Must

In the beginning there was dopamine
Dope was the beginning of the word
Is that an indication of anything?
Testosterone joined in
Then you had lust
Religion came along
And you had sin 
In the beginning
God made man and woman
Who do you trust?
I guess sex is a must
It gives birth to love and us
So what’s the fuss?...

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Okay I am going to write a funny poem for your bed time
Why do you feel frisky at bed time?
Because that is when you play hide and seek 
Lol
Running low on testosterone?
Just growl
Hello
Greet huh?
Let me show you
Haha
Back in no time lol
Fruit of the Loom
What fruit?
Hmm
Gifted are ya?
My new blessing
Like it
Grrr
Jungle will find me
Haha...

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Doctor Pain used to prescribe more-fin
Until a patient put some in his gin
   He drank like a fish
   And made a weird wish
Opioid cocktail submerged his last grin 

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A sex-change doc recommended morphin'
Prescribed a load of testosterone
   As body parts changed
   And brains rearranged
Man's higher nature was swiftly orphaned...

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(This is a fictional poem)

At my son's birthday party I whooped a clown.
One punch was all it took to send that bastard down.
That clown made a pass at my wife right in front of my son.
After I knocked him down, I blew his balls off with a gun.
As they put him in the ambulance, I heard him moan.
Now he walks and talks like a woman because he has no testosterone....

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When it comes to aging and our hormones, I'd like to discuss
that big one, testosterone.
Estrogen will dry up as a woman's body ages.
Could she now be entering her testosterone stages?
I'll be a little blunt and I hope you don't think me callus.
Do women need to try some viagra or cialis?
Women pay their taxes and in God we trust,
so why isn't any one marketing to us?...

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I'm angry
so angry
The testosterone is killing me
it has problems no-one wants to see

I love the dominance
I love the sex
I hate my emotions, 
so I repress

I'm angry 
so angry
I can't talk 
without them laughing

Why am I angry?
so angry,
not sure why I'm dying
slowly

I finally realize why I'm angry
so angry
I tried to impress myself 
while flying

Tragedy spoke...

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Rabid desires, blamed on testosterone;
vicious thoughts, in games of oneupmanship,
fuelling passions, turning heart to stone,
remorselessly tighten on soul their grip,
oblivious to tears that slowly drip.
The face in the mirror loses lustre,
resembling now, a demonic creature,
deadened to soft, subtle voice of conscience,
man of the world, in truth a predator,
forging with evil, shaky alliance.

02-May-2021...

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Bundle of yellow
Waddling behind the gaggle
Gander honks message

Upon the lawn lifeless form
Still, small gosling three weeks old

Days pass sad mood stays
Summer passes into fall
White geese waddle home

Gaggle recovers from loss
Winter cold no match for down  

Spring appears in hues
Testosterone surges forth
Gander flutters wings

Gosling leads the flock forward
Gaggle honors bravery ...

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