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Premium Member EVERYBODY POOPS
EVERYBODY POOPS!


OH CRAP!!!

I must go see a man about a dog.

Drop a log in he water.

Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’

Cop a squat

Ease the squeeze

Take a crap (or better yet – leave one)

Take a dump

GOTTA POOP!!!


John G. Lawless
6/6/2015
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Categories: take a dump, humor, life,
Form: I do not know?



The Dog's Song
more or less to "Ally Oop"


I like to take a dump in my mommy's back yard
(Take a dump. Take a dump.)
Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's hard
(Take a dump. Take a dump.)
The one thing that's invariably true
(Take a dump. Take a dump.)
The best fertilizer is my poo!...

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Categories: take a dump, dog, happy, humor, mum, pets, silly, song,
Form: Lyric
These damn laxatives.
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
I just learned something and I am so embarrassed.
These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass....

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Categories: take a dump, funny
Form: Rhyme
Hurt Unintended
I don't want to
Hurt anyone or start any civil wars
I'm abstaining from posting
certain thoughts on Facebook
And do or say anything that will cause alarm...

I just need an outlet
That doesn't drain my brain
I know I have some talent
I can't be that completely deranged

I don't want to
Take a dump on any sites
Unload a feeling of blahness
Commit any crimes
I just want to be honest

And say what's on my mind....

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Categories: take a dump, on writing and words,
Form: I do not know?