Short Steve Poems
Short Steve Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Steve by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Steve by length and keyword.
Steve just wanted to go and mow.
He had just stubbed his toe.
He was in bad pain
It was in his brain.
For him it was his all time low.
the hunt for bigfoot
is never a hoot
for some do believe
just like Jim and Steve
some day they'll have their
before it all goes poof
There once was guy named Steve
He swam in a pool with Eve
With a frisky smile
He undressed her with guile
In nine months she was to conceive
Steve, my dealer
Tells everyone that an
Ounce a day puts
Negativity at bay
Early morning smoker
Dawn to dusk stoner
happy 420!
Form:
There once was a boy named Steve
who was always asked to leave,
for he'd let his snot drip,
dislodge it with a flip,
then wipe his nose on his sleeve.
There once was a boy named Steve
who was often told to leave
for he'd squat and poop
on his neighbor’s stoop
and wipe his ass with his sleeve.
Reminds many of Adam
Some of anatomy
Some of botany
Some of iPhone
Some of Steve Jobs
Some of etymology,
But Newton of the why
And that’s phenomenology!
— Ram, R. V.
How can a robot know?
But I likes a piece of poetry
To set my circuits all aglow,
R2D2's just a drone,
Steve Austin he can barely scan
Robots generally 'e don't rhyme,
But a cyberman 'e can!
You are the rock on which Steve has built this very place.
You have been there for him from the start.
You inspire me to support those whom I embrace,
And give everything that I can with all of my heart.
There once was a poet called Steve
Who was so every easily pleased
Just a thanks from pd
Always does it for me
She's the poet we all want to please.
comp entry skat always say for pd so pd it is :-)
Oh how I miss you Steve, and I know you're not there
Never was a man so kind or one who gave such care
I hope one day to see you and know that you are fine
but selfishly I miss you, Sweet, Dear, Good Friend Of Mine!
How to endure
This infatuation
When the touch of your hand
Is crucifixion
And every glance
Enflames my soul
Yet better this than a
Conflagration
And all hope’s embers
Growing cold.
Steve W, 2019
Form:
I used to know a guy named Steve
Who went on blind date with Eve
It was a date from hell
Eve stood up and fell
Looked at Steve and said “Just leave."
4-9-17
Alexis Y.
By Angeline Star
Eve came every night from the base
her green hair and pink shoes a disgrace
No one noticed her lack of mammory glands
and instead saw her round end and full lips
they just thought she liked big man hands.
You started this journey with Steve with wide open eyes.
What is it that you could have possibly been thinking?
You’re the cornerstone of this place and all it implies.
I swear that when you signed on, you must have been drinking.
my boss said
'stand on that cricket,'
i said 'no, let it live,'
id stand up for the underdog,
he sacked me,
didn't forgive,
his loss here hey,
Don
re: "crickets sing their song " Sara Kendrick
never mind Steve:)
Though you’re the newest member of the Steve Miller Band Crowd,
You’re a wonderful addition… please keep that in mind.
Nothing but praise have your co-workers mentioned out loud.
They speak of you fondly and say that you are quite kind.
Imam Hassan.
Bruce lee.
Eva braun.
Georgi markov.
Theodore romzha.
Valterovich litvinenko.
Mahendra Tripathi.
Yogendra sony.
Steve clayton.
Mary yoder.
Stacy robinson.
Note. It is to be said that harshad mehta was Poisoned in jail.
The cheese ball was delicious but on Christmas Eve
at the sleepover bro tooted without reprieve
sister cried, " please use the washroom, Steve "
" Sorry sis, "it's a lonely fart that I just can't retrieve
Dec 25, 2021
In a downtown bar on New Year’s Eve
Had a few stiff ones and so did Steve
“Look across the bar Steve, but don’t stare
You see those two old drunks over there”
“That could be you and I, in ten years”
“That’s a mirror Chuck, I’m outta here! “
There’s Steve Young. . . Oh, and Namath could score
Both in football as well as “Amor.”
Well, that’s just about all
I know about football.
Yup. . . . I can’t think of anything more.
For Linda-Marie's Contest: "Let's Limerick"
Theme: Football
leave
Steve
leave
Scary
Gary
So wary
Story
Glee?
My plea...
Come home, relief...
Before or after eve
My house is in grief
Leave them - I believe
Make it 2012 heaven
Not 2011...in haven...
Please, please, please
Set her mind at ease...
Wake Up And and Am Contemplating
When I was wide wake am contemplating,
Being enlightened by Bible and educating;
Learning things;
Love Son brings;
Am glad for me, They are always waiting.
Will leave for my friend Steve who this
shall receive.
Jim Horn
"Mouse Trap"
Say cheese to Life
Join a club and write
Senryu simple joie de vie
(LadyLabyrinth / 2020)
"Happiness", Steve Cutts
https://youtu.be/e9dZQelULDk
the dumbest sports model
an open bottle and an NFL player
especially if they used to be a gator
come on steve spurrier
raise better babies
in my day they
behaved
thats what he would say?no way
cave urban myer
and say you paid marc richt
before i make it stick
knife point style