Short Spaceman Poems

There was a spaceman called Mork
Who tried a train for New York
He thought the trip too far
Hopped right onto a car
Upon which  he came to Cork...

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iPhone  and IPod 
bad not pod earPods and mic
spaceman or poet

* How come one has a clear undisturbed calm mood and special positive spirit of special man pioneer!?...

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I’m gonna count up to ten
I won’t ask you again
        Now turn in your gear
         Get the hell out of here
And never come back here amen.					
	
					
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Lunar eclipse plunges me in shadow.
Orbital, I spin in the dark.
Nebulas, I am insignificant amongst many,
Extra-terrestrial, alone and apart.
Limbic, I drift with creation.
Interstellar, I reunite with my past.
Neutron stars, immense galaxy dustbins,
Eat planets while I watch, aghast.
Severance, I have never felt so keenly,
Screaming, cart-wheeling, into the dark....

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Japanese John’s a spaceman, a red button’s on his suit,
And if you press that button, he’ll teach you to play the flute.
His great big ears and huge left eye help him to hear and see,
And his spacesuit is bright blue with yellow stars. I think there’s three.
John’s arms are open wide, so he can hug you to his chest.
He’s a spaceman from Japan, who teaches flute the very best!...

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There was a Spaceman named Zog who wrote in his blog.
          That the Americans were falling apart.
                 There was no law and order 
                  to protect their own border.
      While the Congress was busy sniffing their farts.

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I am a spaceman,
Sailing through th wasteland, 
Litter'd with plastic stars,
Bitter'd by silver dust.

I am a cosmonaut,
Swimming across th cosmic sea,
Life anchor'd by a breathing rock,
Set silent, timeless & free.

I am in a magical place, 
Dreaming your beautiful face,
I have lost my way,
My will to go nowhere, 
Time has gone astray, 
Too high in space, too high to care....

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I think the spaceman tells tall tales I allowed.
Others were excited by his stories; I was not wowed.
Today he told me about a planet that he caught.
And an interplanetary catfish that was full of red snot.

They might be true, a girl said to me; her name is Naïve.
She was aptly named by parents who had grieved.
Because her sister Common Sense had died at birth.
I had no words for her, but I felt some mirth....

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Caught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew that I frightened him
He was going to be my pet. I would name him Jim.
But wait someone said, doesn't he need holes to breathe?
I will not poke holes in him, I said to my cousin Weirdo Shreathe.
Not him, he said, but at least poke air holes into the lid.
I changed my mind and called my Space man Sid....

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Caught myself a spaceman with a rah, rah, rah
Put him in a jar, all fresh, green, funny and raw
He looked at me and I knew that I frightened him
He was going to be my pet. I would name him Jim.
But wait someone said, doesn't he need holes to breathe?
I will not poke holes in him, I said to my cousin Weirdo Shreathe.
Not him, he said, but at least poke air holes into the lid.
I changed my mind and called my Space man Sid....

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