Short Snout Poems

cop snout

rubbed out

inspired by Paula's contest...

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Favorite pig out…
Bier bratwurst and sour kraut
Flies buzzing about...

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out of this pigs own snout
frustrated I want to shout….
light bulb is burned out...

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Time is memory
And shame is doubt
When you are living
life
On the edge of a
pig's snout...

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wild surf sprays whiskers 

snout full of ocean’s delight -

seal of approval


20th April 2021...

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knobby bobby
underwear out
snobby hobby
butterfly snout

rhyming timing
old pig meat shout
priming rhyming
fun words about...

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Spiny horned lizard
Arizona sand digger
Flat body blunt snout

Where are you going
With slithery ugliness
Wait up old friend...

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While drinking from snout,
I then knew without a doubt:
Eyes looking at me.
Suddenly feel uneasy
As our star-crossed gazes meet....

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A quite little pup,
Can fit in a cup,
Not the pup, its snout,
I’m going on about,
The snout of the quite little pup.

06/09/2020...

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Twiddly, twiddly dee
The prisoner sang happily
He was told by his snout
That he had plans to get out
Of prison and he would be free...

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Percy was born with a snout
Nostrils that did not stick out
When Percy sneezed
It caused such a breeze
It blew everything inside out...

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The aardvark likes to eat termites
He has big ears and a very long snout
He uses his ears to find his food
And his tongue to get them out...

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I once knew a penguin named Frank.
Who had a big problem. He drank.
He got a full snout.
His wife threw him out.
And now he's asleep in “the tank.”
...

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Go, vacuum cleaner, howl and shout.
Yes, point at me your sucking snout.
I'll turn your stomach bag inside out 
'Til all your dust and crumbs come out....

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My cat has some snobbish ways
An, other cats gave her a piercing gaze
So, she tried to hide out
But they still saw her snout
Then gathered and got in her face...

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This bear’s out cold - he has a bug.
I breathe into snout then I shrug.
I lay on his back.
No chance of attack.
No way to awaken this rug.

1/12/2022...

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This lim will crack you up or else
Gonna come to your abode where you dwell
Drag you out
Bop your snout
Till it swells up and it's a danger to your health...

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My dog lays 
snoaring loud 
          dreaming of bones
and tug of war.
and his snout out the window 

I lay awake
questioning and 
holding in a 
piss.

Killing myself


with a cigarette....

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It can't be fooled, your old nose knows
If it smells like a rat it sure ain't no crow
So trust your snout
As an advanced scout
If it's in error, it's one you'll never outgrow...

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Porker flies on the most amazing steampunk pig.
Little things happen, and no one makes them big.
Gears and bells are hanging off his snout and hoofs.
He makes some grunts, but no meows or whoofs....

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Beginning to doubt
This guy with the funny snout
Is he waiting for a lick
before he throws that scraggly stick
been here all day
Don't this guy know how to play
OY VEY, HaPpY HoLiDaYS, Anyway !...

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I walk down the street wearing a dress
With confidence and  pizzaz of which I possess
My chest sticking out
Snot bubbling from my snout
People rejoicing at the sight of my ass-ets...

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Krack-ack-rack fleeing,
				 tree limb limb
					swinging

Bank bank dip slipping, tail flipping, pout snout

Soft mud ooze soothing,
				  hippo sun funning

Soft eyes	     scanning, 		  flatboat...

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There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.

          His snout stole my snack
                 in hunger attack.

Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket....

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What's this old world really about
To be happy and content there ain't no doubt
It's in everyone's power
To eliminate scours
Just turn up the grin setting on your big old snout


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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