Short Snorted Poems
Short Snorted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snorted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snorted by length and keyword.
A Texan with whom Trump cavorted
Never once laughed, she only snorted
As mad as he can be
Trump cursed the GOP
"Why wasn't that woman aborted?"
Categories:
snorted, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The chicken squawked
The lady walked
The horse snorted
The mail was sorted
The Turkey gobled
The chick wobbled
The dog barked
The squeaking cart
Categories:
snorted, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command
Categories:
snorted, 3rd grade, easter, presidents day,
Form:
Limerick
Would not be lady like
I smirked
Would be unmannerly
I snorted
Milk came out my nose
I farted my way across the floor into the living room
where my potential date was instantly horrified
Categories:
snorted, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
"You can't!" the world snorted;
"Yes I can," you fired back.
Your proud retort
Some proof did lack.
Categories:
snorted, pride,
Form:
Light Verse
Where no ponies free ranged, I dreamt to break and wrangle paints.
Where ponies bent, broke and bridled, I dreamt to hang away my spurs.
Where no ponies free range, I have no spurs and wrangle paints.
Categories:
snorted, analogy, conflict, desire, dream, horse, war,
Form:
Sijo
Big open-mouthed rainbow bass with your mouth so distorted.
You swallow way more than your share as often reported.
Look at your midnight blue eyes, all buggy and contorted.
I wonder if your jagged teeth blew out when you snorted?
Categories:
snorted, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Monorhyme
Mr. Hansel had a runny nose.
And every time it misbehaved,
The neighbors heard a lot of "Ohs!"
While his foes snorted giggles.
But Hansel didn't care about the nosey dribbles.
He worried more about the clock and runny time tables.
Categories:
snorted, anxiety, character, childhood, christian, christmas, crazy, dad,
Form:
Prose
Your scritchy scratchy beard
Scritch scratches against my sensitive neck
You breathed your hot breath against me
Blowing it in and out
while I read the paper in bed
Your head
Pillowed against me
I crained my neck to see
You snored and snorted
While I drank coffee blissfully
Categories:
snorted, love,
Form:
Free verse
Wayne a Great Dane,
from a princely court
was playing in the courtyard.
He rolled and fell short
in the castle moat.
A good sport
he was. With laughter roar
from the royal court;
out his nose water he snorted.
3/6/2021
Categories:
snorted, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
Sullivan was happy as a bird
Sent my Meeni a Valentine card
"Oh my sweetie would be wife"
"You are the breath of my life"
She snorted, "I've joined an avant-garde"
Categories:
snorted, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Old McDonald had a car
Ha-ha hardy-har-har
And in his car he had some coke
Ho-ho, what a dumb bloke
With a snort-snort here
And a snort-snort there
Here a snort, there a snort
Everywhere a snort-snort
Old McDonald snorted coke
But the cop who was with him
He took a long toke
Categories:
snorted, car, drug, satire, song,
Form:
Light Verse
my eyes are blank
your heart stank
but i snorted it all up
anyway-- i can't see
in the dark (much blind)
yet i still seem to
find my way where i
need to go. emotion is
archaic, etched in stone
covered in moss- i am
alone, at a loss for
de(fenced in, tangled
in the vines of a past
unsurpassed).
Categories:
snorted, allegory, introspection, life, sad
Form:
Free verse
I Ended the World
In this uncertain world
at this imprecise time
I drink shots of Tequila
with slices of lime.
I snorted the atmosphere
from my cocaine spoon
blew out the night stars
then swallowed the moon.
No longer need to pretend.
At noon I smothered the sun
I brought it all to an end.
We fear God, kill his son.
Categories:
snorted, world,
Form:
Rhyme
The quite teenager went to school on foot,
never was late or tried to cheat on any test;
he ate fruits and veggies and stayed lean...
realizing that discipline was a good medicine.
Years went by and he became a physician;
many diseases he cured, even eye vision,
but his schoolmates frequented hotel rooms that smelled of booze...
they had unprotected sex and snorted cocaine: weren't they the losers?
Categories:
snorted, education, food, health, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
It eats away at who you are
who you could have been
Aspirations and inspiration are replaced
with the need for its everlasting presence
I hate it
Wish that I could destroy it
But
I can't control others
So I can only pray you escape its grips
It does not care about the stolen lives it claims
Dreams that were robbed
Families it destroyed
It only wants to be smoked, snorted, injected
Achieve its single goal
To decimate the lives of those who allow it to
Categories:
snorted, life,
Form:
Verse
off hours,
quiet heartbeat,
soft breathy moisture,
deep bed warmth,
a cold creased topcase,
quiet dark stillness,
with metronome broken,
carpet closeness,
around casement shadows,
faucet spilled,
in heart’s blood offered,
stretched across,
my low light limping,
dew claw shattered,
a morn’ alarmed,
apparition shifted,
in sunray sorted,
self same dentrifice,
snorted crimpons,
monotonous,
silver sharpened,
off I go.
Categories:
snorted, life, morning, work,
Form:
Free verse