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It Would Not Be Lady Like

Would not be lady like I smirked Would be unmannerly I snorted Milk came out my nose I farted my way across the floor into the living room where my potential date was instantly horrified

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Ann Gilmour

Date: 11/12/2020 11:38:00 AM

hahaha... hilarious and just what I would expect from this fun loving poet... thank you Caren for the laughter; a great read! With kindest thoughts Ann xx

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/12/2020 9:08:00 PM

Thank you Ann. I kept thinking "should I?" so of course I had to do it.

Terry Flood

Date: 11/11/2020 4:43:00 PM

I’ll pick you up at eight! Brilliantly sick!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/12/2020 9:09:00 PM

Sick and slick right? Snort. Snort.