Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

It Would Not Be Lady Like

Would not be lady like
I smirked 
Would be unmannerly
I snorted
Milk came out my nose
I farted my way across the floor into the living room
where my potential date was instantly horrified

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Ann Gilmour November 12, 2020 at 11:38 AM hahaha... hilarious and just what I would expect from this fun loving poet... thank you Caren for the laughter; a great read! With kindest thoughts Ann xx Caren Krutsinger November 12, 2020 at 9:08 PM Thank you Ann. I kept thinking "should I?" so of course I had to do it.

Terry Flood November 11, 2020 at 4:43 PM I’ll pick you up at eight! Brilliantly sick! Caren Krutsinger November 12, 2020 at 9:09 PM Sick and slick right? Snort. Snort.