Short Snob Poems

Bell Bottoms...
    
    I like cuffs better ~

       Ivy League...

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a snob blind man said:
"what a great painting, that is."
- to his deaf fellow....

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Good job
      Flash mob

      You robbed
      Charles Schwab

      That snob
      He sobbed...

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The snob went out
I was alone in the mud hovel
Kind of wistful
After the sunbeam
I saw utter splendor,
Nimbus....

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Sebastian dressed like a toff
Other people he would scoff
He was a snob, I suppose
People named him
Toffee nose...

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The snob went out
I was alone in the mud hovel
Kind of wistful!
After the sunbeam
I saw utter splendor,
Nimbus....

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Jacob don't snob,
All others died but you just limp,
Contain your ego within realism,
Obsession discards good fame,
Beware of your luck joyfully....

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a woman who stood four foot two

went shopping to buy some shampoo

with shoppers aghast

a snob clerk let blast

madam what a meager hairdo.
...

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Tea
Done fast
In a bag
Tastes really bad
It's like drinking dust and makes me feel sad



P.S.  I work at a tea shop, so this is me in a certain mood....

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A drug smuggling dribbler is in a pickle
Commie Lebron is acting quite fickle
she should rot in a gulag
with this self-oppressed snob
until they choke on the hammer and sickle...

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I read in the newspaper:- "The police,
 Are looking for a  young  impudent rapist."
I called them straight off- "I'm ready for job!"
 But - was roughly rejected  by an arrogant snob....

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**Clerihew**

Paula Sinner

Here comes Paula Sinner
quick, hide all of the liquor!
Broke, leaching without a job
yet and still she is a snob!


Jared Pickett
5/23/2014
Asavvy1...

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Our eyes met in the supermarket queue,
She sent my heart a flutter,                                      
But then all thoughts of love ebbed away, 
In her basket, margarine not butter....

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When Jesus turned water into wine
Some of the guests were heard to whine,
"It's such a waste 
For us who taste!
Diluted Sherry is Philistine!"


n.b. Oenologist="wine snob"...

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Not a snotty type but love classical music
It's soothing and extremely therapeutic
Though I'm not a snob
Mozart makes me throb
If you could see me now, I'm wearing a tunic...

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Sure not a snotty type but love classical music
It's so soothing and extremely hypnotic 
Though not a snob
Mozart makes me throb
If you could see me now, I'm wearing a tunic...

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Lovely bird wears her lifesaver with a haughty air.
The rest of us act like it’s normal and we don’t care.
In truth, she is a snob, so we do not let her play.
So we are jealous bullies, in an unkind way....

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Lovely bird wears her lifesaver with a haughty air.
The rest of us act like it’s normal and we don’t care.
In truth, she is a snob, so we do not let her play.
So we are jealous bullies, in an unkind way....

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Grenade Lob at a Mob

Of course I am watching MSNBC
and came up with this.

A grenade should give a long lob;
Can completely destroy the mob;
Of Trump rid;
God forbid;
President sucks and is some snob.

Jim Horn...

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@SO from #sh0w3r:
DM me from tower
I bring @Bob
do not #FF, you snob
and do not RT!
cu@8 @ur place.
U tweep, luv ur face,
xoxo

***







March 19, 2017
11th in contest: Tweetable
Sponsor: scott thirtyseven...

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Beggar

I'm a Beggar with a bowl
as empty as my soul
I'm a Beggar on the street
all over fleeing feet.

I'm a Beggar who is blind
as blind as their mind-
Snob mottled their brain
as moth to the grain.


19th Aug' 2013...

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Invited, she waits with hands on doorknob,
hears her boyfriend talk inside, she eavesdrops.
She rues not being clever,
for her party is over,
for she knows he is a deceiving snob.

December 30, 2019
Contest : Listening In
Sponsor : Julia Ward...

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Natural selection favors
The fit and the strong
Gene-choosing femmes
Won’t wait very long

Furtive and clumsy
Daddy does his job
Many rows to plant
No time to be a snob

Diva turns harpy
Dad’s tractor out of gas
Sons and daughters absent
Time to fish for bass...

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DIALECTIC POMPOSITY   and other name calling
    by V. Anderson-Throop

Dialectic Pomposity
Still chases me---
Elitist snob---
What is the precise
termonology
For an individual
Erudite
With droll wit
Who encounters
Ecstasy
With the
Conspicuous consumption
Of books?...

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You go to work, to bring in the loot
you put the effort in, to do a good job

The boss is a jerk, in that fancy suit
we feel it’s a sin, for him to be a snob

So, booze is your perk, to climb for your fruit
you’re not in the bin, when you’re the bosses’ knob...

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