Short Sneer Poems

my house 
my rules
and cats just sneer



posted on August 12, 2018...

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It might have been dumb, but it was fun
And for those who snicker and sneer
Their fun is done...

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Fox comes to eat 
Sweet smell lures teeth
Grapes on scene roof
Sour beats ill troop


-November 05, 2018 Chattogram...

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Curse.  Rail. Spit.
In short impress your peers
With your modernity.

Sneer. Scoff. Hit.
But naught will save
You in eternity....

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Curse.  Rail. Spit.
In short impress your peers
With your modernity.

Sneer. Scoff. Hit.
But naught will save
You in eternity....

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and that's when she decided she'd go for her dream
and nothing could stop her



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on June 27, 2022...

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Born too austere,
even dear ones
her sneer evoked.


*Birthday is July 14.  7 + 1 + 4 = 12  so  1 + 2 = 3

Written September 28, 2014...

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I miss my wife but I can’t say why.
She has always been here to harass me.
I miss her sneer 
and I wish her sneer
Would come back home and nag me....

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claim your seat,
to your hearts defeat.
of crying cats,
no more combats.
the cleans of fear,
life is but a sneer.
to one in all,
don't take the free fall....

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Slash

Blood falls

Snip

Once more

Cut		

Now look in the mirror

Whimper

Look harder!

Sniff

Pure perfection

Sneer

Now once more...

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Once again we find the holidays upon us
Earlier and earlier we simply confess
     Thanksgiving's not here
     Retailers do sneer
Such is the life of commercial excess...

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Two ghosts in the night did unite,
In a love dance under the spooky moonlight.
But the tabby cat near,
With a disapproving sneer,
Said, "Your timing's just not quite right!"...

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I was obviously first said the chick with a sneer.
Showing the egg the back side of her rear.
You’d better renege
Said the now angry egg
Biology says I’m first, loud and clear....

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Did you know?  Did you see?  Did you hear?
Did you think?  Did you hope?  Did you sneer?
For today is the day
that Bluebeard goes away!
Bid adieu to his mountainous rear!...

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WORDS THAT TICKLE........
                               FLATTERY LAYING A SNEER..............
                                                                             INTOXICATED.............

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I remember you
and that sardonic sneer
is imprisoned deep within.

Those jagged taunts 
and knife edge taunts
devour my days ahead.

The cold dead eyes 
of mercy slain
meet mine

Forevermore....

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Your tongue tip
steady
clasp my knees to your temple
waterfall your gaping slavery
swallow deep my eddies
Why isn't there a pathetock
your pathetic makes me sneer
when my squirms are finished
 off out of here...

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ah yes the dreams of yester-year,
when life was young and sweet,
the age demon shifts a gear,
as homeward bound we creep,
doth sneer:)
bit queer,
i'll belt the little creep:)

re Harry Horsman

"Alone"

Don...

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Sea school is fraught with fear
Of bloodthirsty sharks' sneer,
Governed by jungle law -
Might of the mammoth jaw.
One only protocol -
If you slow down and stall,
The winner eats it all!

March 15, 2022...

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Jeer, farcical cheer
Jive, cheer to sneer
Jest, barb to test
Pun, jest for fun
Joke, fun to poke
Jab, poke to grab
Joust, jabs that roust
Jibe, taunting vibe
Josh, vibe to squash 
Jolt, tingling volt
Jaunt, volting flaunt...

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When
defeat
looms loud and clear.
Listen for bell to sneer
your opponent with thwart and fraught,
giving time to recover your resolve,
with quick quench refresh awaiting
restart
bell


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5 June 2017...

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The bus is full
except for a seat at the back
designated for minority dissenters,
free thinkers and libertarians.
A youth demands my seat,
I stare straight ahead.
The bus grinds through its gears
as passengers glare or sneer....

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Oh Condensation,

No mater how warm one feels
as their floating away
toward cloud nine with zeal
You’ll find a way
to bring them down!

You look at them and sneer.
Increasing the pressure 
with your cold frown.

Until the point you see their tear!...

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Santa came home with a reindeer
And Mrs Claus said with a sneer
‘Did you have to bring
That horny old thing?’
Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’




13 December 2021
For: I Need A Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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Beware 
Her stare,

Her look
Like hook,

Behold
Ice cold!

Her sneer
Dire fear,

Her smile
Beguile.


You Scum,
She come...

Ready 
Steady,

Wiggle
Quibble--

What may
Today,

Come JAN
Kill Dan!


06/08/2105
"3F Footle" contest by JAN ALLISON...

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