Short Smeller Poems
Short Smeller Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Smeller by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Smeller by length and keyword.
Publication
If I write a book of farty poems … could it be a best smeller?
03/23/21...
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Categories:
smeller, humor, poetry,
Form:
Monoku
My Dog Spot
My Dog, Spot
Thinks he’s got
A Super smeller.
But everyone knows
That his nose
Is a-turnin’ yeller....
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Categories:
smeller, pets
Form:
Light Verse
Something Smells
Crap smells really bad no matter the shape or the color
Maybe black, brown, white, yellow, a woman or a feller
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover when you are the smeller...
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Categories:
smeller, visionary,
Form:
Terzanelle
The Smeller Is the Feller
Passing gas on a city bus is bad.
You could really make someone very mad!
Looking around for a clue.
Acting like it wasn't you.
Someone let one rip from their heliopad!...
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Categories:
smeller, funny
Form:
Limerick
Wisted Turds
My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella,
She boasted that he's a fart smeller,
Oops she got it wrong,
Poor Pete doesn’t pong,
She really meant he’s a smart fella!
10/26/20...
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Categories:
smeller, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
A Smart Fart Smeller
I've always prided myself on being a “smart feller”
But sometimes it gets twisted and I say “fart smeller”
Quite good at that too
Sometimes blow off my shoes
Pretty sure the odour has reached interstellar
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
smeller,
Form:
Limerick
Phil's Frozen Disclosure
In Punxsutawney, a cute little feller
is a slick, and precocious foreteller
Phil predicts with his nose
But the tip of it froze!
He used an icepick to clear out his smeller!!"
______________________________
Punxsutawney Phil Contest: 1/19/15
Sponsored by John Lawless...
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Categories:
smeller, funny, , cute,
Form:
Limerick
Smeller Benefactor of Bountiful Lavender
Maybe if I was a benefactor
I would be still in lavender
And if the nostrils of my mind could smell vanilla
I would stream the internet to show everyone that I am a righteous fellow
And burst of cinnamon to enter my mouth
That sprout juices of pineapple
In lavender wear or rhyme
I would be celebrating it throughout all of sensual time
Ahh!!
2/15/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...
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Categories:
smeller, addiction, analogy, appreciation, engagement, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse