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Wisted Turds

My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella,
She boasted that he's a fart smeller,
Oops she got it wrong,
Poor Pete doesn’t pong,
She really meant he’s a smart fella!

10/26/20

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Jack Horne

October 29, 2020 at 1:04 PM

LOL, hilarious. That reminds me when I phoned to book a coach holiday once & said I wanted the 'tinsey & turkle' - er tinsel & turkey...

Caren Krutsinger

October 29, 2020 at 4:48 AM

That twist sure made for a good trump!

Emilia James

October 27, 2020 at 2:15 PM

kinda kinky that lol, bet she's glad she got it wrong lol, this gave me a chuckle, Emilia : )

Anne-Lise Andresen

October 27, 2020 at 6:10 AM

- Gas explosion ... use a nose clip !!! :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Viv Wigley

October 26, 2020 at 11:20 PM

Who smelt it, dealt, I always say, when I peel off a squeaker. Fun write, as always, Jan x

John Watt

October 26, 2020 at 10:03 PM

I guess your tributes to Trumpkin the old fart and Windy Cindy inspired you to delve into your 'arse'nal of farty pavers, oops, I mean party favors. Did you hear about the guy fired from his job of delivering pamphlets about flatulence awareness? He let one rip.

Kim Rodrigues

October 26, 2020 at 7:36 PM

She’s a stinker....lol

Tania Kitchin

October 26, 2020 at 4:45 PM

Ha ha, love this Jan, very clever and funny! hugs

Lindsay Laurie

October 26, 2020 at 4:04 PM

G’day Jan … a touch of dyslexia here, and certainly something to bring on a titter or two - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

October 26, 2020 at 2:21 PM

Clever, funny, and well-done, Jan! Love the spoonerism. Janice

Jan Allison

October 26, 2020 at 2:23 PM

thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

October 26, 2020 at 1:57 PM

ha! love the title and the way you've worked it into the poem...

Jan Allison

October 26, 2020 at 2:19 PM

I woke up with this silly rhyme in my head :-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

October 26, 2020 at 11:39 AM

Lol this is a gas Jan, did you ever see that act on BGT, he tried to do a tune farting, he got four big crosses. Tom

Jan Allison

October 26, 2020 at 2:19 PM

lol

Tom Cunningham

October 26, 2020 at 2:15 PM

Wow, 20,000 francs a week for breaking wind lol

Jan Allison

October 26, 2020 at 11:51 AM

ha ha ha have you seen the La petomane film? it inspire me to write a poem :-) https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/_the_professional_farter_-_le_petomane_916813. hugs jan xx