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My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella, She boasted that he's a fart smeller, Oops she got it wrong, Poor Pete doesn’t pong, She really meant he’s a smart fella! 10/26/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 10/29/2020 1:04:00 PM

LOL, hilarious. That reminds me when I phoned to book a coach holiday once & said I wanted the 'tinsey & turkle' - er tinsel & turkey...

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/29/2020 4:48:00 AM

That twist sure made for a good trump!

Emilia James

Date: 10/27/2020 2:15:00 PM

kinda kinky that lol, bet she's glad she got it wrong lol, this gave me a chuckle, Emilia : )

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/27/2020 6:10:00 AM

- Gas explosion ... use a nose clip !!! :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Viv Wigley

Date: 10/26/2020 11:20:00 PM

Who smelt it, dealt, I always say, when I peel off a squeaker. Fun write, as always, Jan x

John Watt

Date: 10/26/2020 10:03:00 PM

I guess your tributes to Trumpkin the old fart and Windy Cindy inspired you to delve into your 'arse'nal of farty pavers, oops, I mean party favors. Did you hear about the guy fired from his job of delivering pamphlets about flatulence awareness? He let one rip.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/26/2020 7:36:00 PM

She’s a stinker....lol

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/26/2020 4:45:00 PM

Ha ha, love this Jan, very clever and funny! hugs

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/26/2020 4:04:00 PM

G’day Jan … a touch of dyslexia here, and certainly something to bring on a titter or two - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

Date: 10/26/2020 2:21:00 PM

Clever, funny, and well-done, Jan! Love the spoonerism. Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 2:23:00 PM

thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/26/2020 1:57:00 PM

ha! love the title and the way you've worked it into the poem...

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 2:19:00 PM

I woke up with this silly rhyme in my head :-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/26/2020 11:39:00 AM

Lol this is a gas Jan, did you ever see that act on BGT, he tried to do a tune farting, he got four big crosses. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 2:19:00 PM

lol

Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/26/2020 2:15:00 PM

Wow, 20,000 francs a week for breaking wind lol

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 11:51:00 AM

ha ha ha have you seen the La petomane film? it inspire me to write a poem :-) https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/_the_professional_farter_-_le_petomane_916813. hugs jan xx