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Wisted Turds

My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella,
She boasted that he's a fart smeller,
Oops she got it wrong,
Poor Pete doesn’t pong,
She really meant he’s a smart fella!

10/26/20

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

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Jack Horne Date: 10/29/2020 1:04:00 PM LOL, hilarious. That reminds me when I phoned to book a coach holiday once & said I wanted the 'tinsey & turkle' - er tinsel & turkey... Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 10/29/2020 4:48:00 AM That twist sure made for a good trump! Login to Reply

Emilia James Date: 10/27/2020 2:15:00 PM kinda kinky that lol, bet she's glad she got it wrong lol, this gave me a chuckle, Emilia : ) Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 10/27/2020 6:10:00 AM - Gas explosion ... use a nose clip !!! :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Viv Wigley Date: 10/26/2020 11:20:00 PM Who smelt it, dealt, I always say, when I peel off a squeaker. Fun write, as always, Jan x Login to Reply

John Watt Date: 10/26/2020 10:03:00 PM I guess your tributes to Trumpkin the old fart and Windy Cindy inspired you to delve into your 'arse'nal of farty pavers, oops, I mean party favors. Did you hear about the guy fired from his job of delivering pamphlets about flatulence awareness? He let one rip. Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 10/26/2020 7:36:00 PM She’s a stinker....lol Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 10/26/2020 4:45:00 PM Ha ha, love this Jan, very clever and funny! hugs Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 10/26/2020 4:04:00 PM G’day Jan … a touch of dyslexia here, and certainly something to bring on a titter or two - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 10/26/2020 2:21:00 PM Clever, funny, and well-done, Jan! Love the spoonerism. Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 2:23:00 PM thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 10/26/2020 1:57:00 PM ha! love the title and the way you've worked it into the poem... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 2:19:00 PM I woke up with this silly rhyme in my head :-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 10/26/2020 11:39:00 AM Lol this is a gas Jan, did you ever see that act on BGT, he tried to do a tune farting, he got four big crosses. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 2:19:00 PM lol Tom Cunningham Date: 10/26/2020 2:15:00 PM Wow, 20,000 francs a week for breaking wind lol Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 11:51:00 AM ha ha ha have you seen the La petomane film? it inspire me to write a poem :-) https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/_the_professional_farter_-_le_petomane_916813. hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 10/26/2020 11:33:00 AM Clever girl! Those visits to the elderly are paying off! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 11:49:00 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Peter Dome Date: 10/26/2020 11:21:00 AM Haha. brilliant Jan. So funny and clever. A stinker of a poem. well done. X Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 11:32:00 AM thanks Peter:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 10/26/2020 9:18:00 AM Fun limerick. Keep it up. ~~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 11:31:00 AM I will keep trying to make people smile my friend:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh Date: 10/26/2020 6:47:00 AM Wondering what triggered this one Jan, I usually blame the dog, a good laugh cheers David Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 8:08:00 AM lol, oops we don't have a dog lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 10/26/2020 6:17:00 AM Lol! Jan, What a funny limerick to wake up to. Good word play. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2020 6:36:00 AM thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx