Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Smart Fart Smeller

I've always prided myself on being a “smart feller”
But sometimes it gets twisted and I say “fart smeller”
Quite good at that too
Sometimes blow off my shoes
Pretty sure the odour has reached interstellar


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman October 27, 2015 at 1:33 PM It reached the poor internet too... And my PoetrySoup has become rather corrupted Boo-Hoo!...Now it can slow me down- that is possibly true... But it won't stop me, Dragon, and Grandpa Troll from getting to you... We may be slower- but will be there- so don't be blue.

Judy Konos October 27, 2015 at 9:02 AM Of course I still love you.....but I don't like the way you condemn yourself to a Santa and always speak about being old and over with.......blab blab blab.....I think its ridiculous but that's just one opinion......which matters not...

Judy Konos October 27, 2015 at 8:49 AM Okay Jack.....don't want to insult you by saying you are the sexiest man on soup...so stay as you like..... Jack Ellison October 27, 2015 at 8:53 AM Do you still love me??????????

Tim Smith October 26, 2015 at 12:41 PM Even the stars are starting to fall...after getting a whiff of what's down the hall...meteors' tumble...when they hear his rumble....I'm sorry it's nature that calls Jack Ellison October 27, 2015 at 8:01 AM LOL! So much power I possess!!!

Judy Konos October 26, 2015 at 10:03 AM You must NOW set aside the Santa Jack name....Santa is magic and would never make an odor that was unlike Pumpkin Pie.....You must give it up.....even shave if you must.......... Jack Ellison October 27, 2015 at 8:00 AM The consensus says I stay with Santa Jack about 50 to one! And BTW the beard stays... had it since 1962!!! Love, Santa Jack xxx

Jan Allison October 26, 2015 at 8:44 AM Your humour blew me away Jack lol:-) hugs jan xx Jack Ellison October 26, 2015 at 8:47 AM You mean it reached across the Atlantic... WOW!!!! Love, Santa xxxx