Short Slap Poems
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If you slap me I
Might cry one tear from one eye
Take one cloth dab one
cheek then give you one chance at
Diligent apologies
Slap Ya Mamma all over
And soak 'em in beer
Next morning smell the mesquite
Sizzle-juce and fat
Impregnate the air
Love smok'n
Mmmmmmmm!
He’s sorry and wished it undone
But dad’s home—there’s no where to run
The spanking's intense
Father never relents
And imprints his hands on his son
A new sheriff in town named Shaw
Came to get rid of an outlaw
They would slap leather soon
Around the time of noon
Sheriff was faster on the draw!
5-3-2022
Tail Slap
I can see you there
I wont be a new fur hat
you cant dislodge me
GINSU-KNIFE EASTPORT , MAINE USA
Jacks wife wished for a bigger rack
He replied quick, on the attack
Rub some tissue ‘tween your ****
Surely that wont work.. will it?
Time will tell, but it worked on your ass
With your huge and dark, palm of robbery
You came very early, in the morning to wake
My millionaire caring dad, from his comfort bed
With a full-fledged force, you slapped his face
Form:
Remove Mishap and Slap In Face
Trump all of their children he did kidnap,
And has ended up causing major mishap;
Support did lack;
Had to backtrack;
Humiliated and in face has given a slap.
Jim Horn
summer mugginess
rain bringing out pesty pest
biting sting, quick slap
vile blood sucking mosquitoes
brush away annoying flies
8/19/2021
A Buggy Tanka Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
Saw my dear Dr. Kimberly this afternoon
She noticed I wasn't chipper like a Bugs Bunny cartoon
A trifle depressed
A weight on my chest
Even this slap happy pappy is not immune
© Jack Ellison 2015
A pre planned slap,
when the beast breaks the chains beware;
A pre planned slap,
deeper wound falling for a trap;
It’s the charge you feel in the air
with sharpened nails it will ensnare;
A pre planned slap.
There should be clearer signs,
as a relationship starts to break up
- the hiss of steam, a twist of smoke perhaps
or debris distributed across a hot,
cloudless, summer evening sky.
That way, the force of recognition
wouldn’t be so much of a slap.
they are saying that Che was sociopath
well which normal person
would involve herself in
effort to save humanity from itself
they are trying to kill the person when they can't kill idea
guess what you bigots
Jesus wasn't innocent either
he had a wife
lets crucify him
again
Truly Slap In Faces
Did discover that Russia is a death trap,
And to the rest of world a major mishap;
Take advantage of;
No one ever love;
In faces Putin and Trump are truly a slap.
Jim Horn
My knowledge of poetry is limited
but still do not limit my self expression
and thinking exhibited in my poetry.
Oars slap water,
a heron
watching, fishing, being still as
stone.
An early sun
crashing through the mist
intent on warming eggs.
Oars sweep a clunky-swoosh,
white wake burbles.
Row slow
By the time the kitchen is reached,
It will be minutes before breakfast,
there will be bacon.
Oars slap water,
gently, ever so gently.
When a slap brings joy
A voice cries out
Newborn girl, boy
Angels in Heaven shout
A voice cries out
Happy tears flow
Angels in Heaven shout
Trumpets in Glory blow
Happy tears flow
Breast milk fed
Trumpets in Glory blow
Gentle strokes to the head
Breast milk fed
Forever to enjoy
Gentle strokes to the head
When a slap brings joy
Your words,
a fish slap
Stun me
Not hard and not hurtful,
but shocking
An icy blow,
padded in fleshy layers of softness
Neither shouted in ire’s voice
or sharp with disdain
Yet they pierce me still,
and coat my thoughts
with their lingering smell of truth
02.09.2021
(My darling Sidney-Faye, I hope I visualized your analogy correctly, love you madly)
Oh most of Europe..' Is in a fit.' Realitys has kicked in.' Also
Putin says has been safekeeping, many intercepted kidnapped kids.? Some are American too.' Now what will
The so willing do.? I even doubt this (true story) will be
Explored? being much too gory.' Oh dear Lord!! cause Trump
And Vance, must know on which foot fits the shoe.? Till
Then? its (Hiss slap spit) ya know what America? let them spit on me too.'
A heron shoots a glassy eye
keeps fishing by doing nothing.
Oars slap water.
An early sun crashes through the mist
intent on warming eggs in lakeside nests.
Slap go the oars, a clunky-swoosh,
a white wake burbling.
If I row very slowly
it will be a few minutes before breakfast.
You will be dishing a trout onto a buttery plate.
Elsewhere, a silver fish
swims down a blue herons throat
slip slapping all the way.
They are what they learn,
and they've learned so much
from their pastors and teachers
when mom wasn't there,
and dad was out misbehaving.
And some are loved part time,
by aunts and uncles distant and suspect,
from the back of a hand
to the stroke of a cheek,
confusion curdles self-respect.
They are what they're used to,
it stems from regard or neglect.
Author's Notes
...personal experiences while coaching youth soccer.
We reach
The beach
Nice spot
Sand's hot
Flies swarm
Water's warm
Surfers crave
Big wave
We wish
no jellyfish
We learn
sun burn
hot sun
have fun
slip on
a shirt
slap on
a hat
slop on
sun screen
Dogs invite
shark bite
mum nags
swim between flags
HOLIDAY FUN
Halloween evening
Fright night
Seasons Greetings
Merry……… had a little lamb
New Years Eve
Kiss Bliss
Fourth July
Sparks Fly
Everybody’s seen it
And discussed it to no end,
Wondering what repercussions
It may yet portend.
But to have a welcome chuckle,
Go check out James Corden’s song.
If will guarantee a grin and likely,
You will sing along.
For the writer took the Bruno tune,
Which most of us now know,
And just substituted Jada,
Making it so apropos.
How it blows my mind when talent
Takes an item in the news
And creates a little magic,
Well-deserving of our views.
One goes about, with daily living,
doing what is asked, and considering others, during a choice.
However, realizing one, is not guaranteed, the same treatment,
as one receives, an attitude, with such, a harsh voice.
Because for granted, other's take of one's love,
believing the right for them, for them, to have, is there, in place.
Not even, acknowledging the heart, soul, and wisdom, of another,
assuming still, for them, despite us all; creating a, slap in the face.