Short Slam Dunk Poems

Basketball Bob  

Slam dunk, arm is stuck
Reach up high toward backboard jumps
Basketball Bob scores
 
2/28/18...

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The wife was as drunk as a skunk
When she bumped into a young punk
Before he knew it
She simply blew it
Is that what they call a "Slam Dunk"?...

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The wife wants an handsome young hunk
To cavort with in his own bunk
And she would be happy
If you made it snappy
As she's prone for ye olde slam dunk!...

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Sort of
Bored of

Online
Class grind

Indoors
Abhorred

All Zoom
Pure Gloom

Outside
Denied

No Sun
No Fun

Slam Dunk
We Flunk

I quit
Let's split...

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D-unk
E-vent's
R-emarkable
R-esult
I-nstalls
C-ompetition's
K-ing

J-ust
O-fficially
N-ewscasting
E-xceptional
S-lam

Topic: 2020 NBA All -star Game (Slam Dunk Contest Champion) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There once was a poetry called SLAM
Driven to the depths and damned
    Is it akin to converse
    This SLAM, or is it Verse
Frankly my dear, "I don't give a damn"







http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php...

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How can I sing without a voice
How can I paint without a brush
How can I slam dunk without a net
How can I fly without wings
How can I swim without a pool
How can I drive without a car

Do what I've been doing 

USE MY IMAGINATION 

3-16-18...

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Although I'm in a grim never ending funk,
Rising like the Phoenix will be a slam dunk.
I want to free myself of the sadness,
Rise above all the noise and the madness.
My goal is soar above the galaxy and stars,
no longer a prisoner behind invisible  bars.
If I don't shake off this profound abyss,
I will in turn forfeit a life of pure bliss....

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Youtuba
love it mate  get on youtube and relate,
johnson did an he's no kid,
just the one  to esasperate?

me youtube on johnsondon2 you'l find,  (250 of)
if the Lord don't really mind,
listen and suffer up your fate,
shut up   johnson don't rewind..
oops too late!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiOFMeCym4Q

re Slam Dunk by Dave Williams 

Don Johnson...

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Sometimes just a trim; others, a drastic clip;
around-the-world trip with one mighty snip.
	
Children and scissors together, tempt fate;
by the time you check, it's already too late.

Like closing hen-house doors after the chicks are out;
no need to whimper, get angry or shout.

She's taken the scissors, achieved a slam dunk;
whacked her dog-ears off, leaving two stubby chunks....

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I suppose that I'll never understand


     Why one would pen slam for foe or friend


          If writing slam is one's bent

          
               Be gracious in how you vent


                    It may come back to bite you in the end

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Honorable Mention in Carolyn Devonshire's "Anti Slam Limericks" Contest - July 2010...

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Does anyone have the slightest clue ?

Exactly what the hell is going on ?

And if you do ?

Can you please lend me some money ?

Because i have a ton of bills to pay

And i am self-employed

So no work ,
No pay

And i'm not even sick ?

Unless you count ?

Totally and utterly

Sick to death of all of this

I thought i had seen everything before

I thought i knew the world before

But now i am not so sure...

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The world welcomes a newborn baby boy. 
To the mother and father, he is a bundle of joy. 
Right now of course, he is so small. 
It won't be long before he is big and tall. 
As a defensive lineman, he will hone his attack. 
The boy will have no trouble sacking the quarterback. 
He will control the boards, slam dunk, and grab every rebound. 
I'm sure a sports superstar will be found.

Inspired by another member's poem
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