Short Shop At Poems

mall security
the other law enforcement
you can shop at ease...

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Dusk
Lights out
Lock the door
I turn towards home
This was another good day at the store...

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The sun is setting
The afternoon is ending
The store is empty
A few cars parked on the street
I'm content, this is complete...

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"live your best life today for tomorrow is uncertain. You may even die"

sold shop at seventy for soul satisfaction - run over by car...

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I may look crazy,
but this is just a disguise...
I shop at Target!


For "Going Halloween Haiku Crazy" contest sponsored by Poet Destroyer ~ A....

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I shop at the co-op every day,
See the karma millionare not give a care,
See Mr Jones a pillar of fire,
See the checkout supervisor touch every hand,
See the damned see the damned,
See the old hag have a drag,
See the gentleman being dargged down,
See the gnome all at home,
And see the man who knows he's alone....

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Stay at home
shop with computer, laptop or phone
With an app
you can get that
Deals deals deals
shopping thrills
Bargains galore
buy a little more
No parking worries
No walking in a hurry
No rude crowds
No paying lines for miles and miles
Shop at home stress free
even get free delivery
Wonderful technology
Black Friday get what you want and need....

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When you go shopping, do you browse
And stroll up all the aisles,
Searching for surprising “Wows!”
That might elicit smiles?

Or do you clutch your list in hand
And check off every item
That’s always purchased as you planned
Each time, ad infinitum?

No matter how you shop, at least
When you’re back home, unpacking,
You’ll know that chances have increased
For some impromptu snacking....

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Both tourists and islanders shop at this store.
It sells souvenirs, cold drinks, and much more.
Find them on many streets in Honolulu.
Leave the city, and they're all over Oahu.
Explore these stores on the Big Island too.
Go to their shops on Maui and Kauai.
They even have places on Molokai.
Their selections and bargains are worth a look-see.
These Hawaiian convenience stores are called ABC.
...

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Written by Gail DeBole on October 3, 2010
Updated March 14, 2020

There once was a lady named Aula
Who loved to shop at the Mall-a.
She shopped ‘til she “dropped.”
She shopped and she shopped
Every Spring, Summer, Winter and Fall-a.

Christmas time put her skills to the test.
It was when Aula proved she was best.
The crowds stood amazed.
Aula could shop for days
Without losing her holiday zest.

Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection...

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He had the weirdest-ever haircut
    And rode a mare that couldn't trot
  Said car mirrors had blind spots
    Was Paul human, or a robot 

  No one could recall Paul ever eating
    or on his 'diet' ever cheating
  He changed clothes behind locked doors
    Never went to shop at stores

  One day at last the truth leaked out
    And now we know without a doubt
  For Paul had two severely crossed eyes
    Because he was ~ the lama dalai...

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What You Get Free From Wal-Mart

By Elton Camp

Once you had to pay to see the freak show
Now enjoy it free when to Wal-Mart you go

The fat lady is longer found only at a fair
Go to Wal-Mart and she will be there

Likewise for the Wild Man from Borneo
At Wal-Mart he is anytime that you go

To the cooch show you once paid admission
In Wal-Mart, the sluts are on free exhibition

Many customers will range from X to PG
Shop at Wal-Mart and see it all for free...

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