Short Salesman Poems

2 am
Telephone rings
salesman...

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sloppy flimflam man
selling inferior wares
hes run out of town...

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Do you buy your truth
from a traveling salesman
— snake oil.

7/17/2018...

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In natures gazette,
Colony of centipedes;
Shoe salesman wanted,...

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My mouth is just watering
For the ripe mangoes,
The salesman is bargaining!...

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Salesman groom with care
First impression are lasting
Your brief is your fare....

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I am the best salesman
ever
cause i don't care
if you buy it
or not
Have a diced nay...

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A grinning salesman at the door,
She slammed it in his face and swore.

For Susan's Overreaction...

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Beady
Greedy
Seedy
Tweedy
Shoe salesman from New York City
Fitted me and his hands felt gritty...

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Suzie sang seductively 
to Sammy the salesman. 

Sometimes she serenaded 
him on Sundays.


11-16-17
Alexis Y...

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I met a curious fella
Who had a furry glabella
He was hard to trust
But trust him I must
He was a vehicle seller!...

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...Can i help you ?
The good salesman sells what he thinks they want
The greats shows them what they need
The best ask.......

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A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew...

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once a slick salesman from nice

soaked his suits in tubs of grease

so he slid through town

with nary a frown

till someone called the police.
...

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Political Science
Temporary Tax
Blind Justice
Racial Harmony
Eternal Youth
Honest Lawyer, Car salesman etc.
Utopian Society
Egalitarian Government
Free Lunch...

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Used car salesman didn’t blink:
“None better!” said he with-a-wink
- With the hood open wide
- I'm seein’ inside:
Said: “Be better with an engine … don’t cha’ think?”...

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The salesman packed ashes in bags
sold it as sugar in faraway countries
that he may become millionaire
soon his riches became hot ashes
packed in boxes, dumped in his house...

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I met a salesman from North Dakota
Who was adept at meeting her quota
More money she made
Than jobs ever paid
And she shared not with me an iota.

June 11, 2021...

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Vladimir was looking for a car pet
  He saw an Afghan he just had to get
    How clear could Vladimir be
    But the salesman didn't see
  The hound's picture tucked in Vlad P.'s wallet...

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When I grow up I want to be a mommy Lucy said.
I want to be a TV salesman said our classmate Ed
I want to be TOP CAT, I told them, in absolute glee
He was the most self-assured confident guy on TV...

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like silver tongue foxes
sweet talking 
cherry pie
Politics
 is the art 
of deception 
trained 
to outwit people
Through the art 
of words
Just like 
a salesman
Selling 
a product
Bought by many
Sold by few 
politics...

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A cunning  man from Cork,
Did train his wife to bark,
When salesman tried to knock,
wife set upon them with a bark,
Drove them far away from Cork!!!



Words used Cork, Train, tried, upon, far
Five Word Challenge Poetry Contest...

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Brainwsh Ann-Lise

thoughts are deeds,
words are the weeds,
the mind collects sometimes,
a salesman speaks to in your mind,
hard sell his only crime,
the pressure aint sublime... 
brainwash  the deed,
it chimes....

Don Jonson...

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Here's our economy model fridge, keeps food cold
This one, two hundred dollars more... keeps food cold I'm told
Then our deluxe model
Keeps stuff cold, doesn't wobble
Or stay with your old fridge, stuff stays cold though it's old...

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Summer rain
Sidewalk chalkboard eraser
Nature’s dust mop
Gutter gurgling street cleaner
Cold tickles soaking a smile
Awakener of worms
No hands car wash
Childhood puddle dreams
Umbrella salesman
Mud merchant
The hush
Upon the edge of heat
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