Short Salesman Poems
Short Salesman Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Salesman by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Salesman by length and keyword.
...Can i help you ?
The good salesman sells what he thinks they want
The greats shows them what they need
The best ask....
A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew
once a slick salesman from nice
soaked his suits in tubs of grease
so he slid through town
with nary a frown
till someone called the police.
So overfed, the nice salesman said,
"You clipped my wings, oh how they bleed, Ed."
Low overhead, so we spent our bread,
On many things, we never needed!
Political Science
Temporary Tax
Blind Justice
Racial Harmony
Eternal Youth
Honest Lawyer, Car salesman etc.
Utopian Society
Egalitarian Government
Free Lunch
Used car salesman didn’t blink:
“None better!” said he with-a-wink
- With the hood open wide
- I'm seein’ inside:
Said: “Be better with an engine … don’t cha’ think?”
The salesman packed ashes in bags
sold it as sugar in faraway countries
that he may become millionaire
soon his riches became hot ashes
packed in boxes, dumped in his house
I met a salesman from North Dakota
Who was adept at meeting her quota
More money she made
Than jobs ever paid
And she shared not with me an iota.
June 11, 2021
Vladimir was looking for a car pet
He saw an Afghan he just had to get
How clear could Vladimir be
But the salesman didn't see
The hound's picture tucked in Vlad P.'s wallet
When I grow up I want to be a mommy Lucy said.
I want to be a TV salesman said our classmate Ed
I want to be TOP CAT, I told them, in absolute glee
He was the most self-assured confident guy on TV
like silver tongue foxes
sweet talking
cherry pie
Politics
is the art
of deception
trained
to outwit people
Through the art
of words
Just like
a salesman
Selling
a product
Bought by many
Sold by few
politics
A cunning man from Cork,
Did train his wife to bark,
When salesman tried to knock,
wife set upon them with a bark,
Drove them far away from Cork!!!
Words used Cork, Train, tried, upon, far
Five Word Challenge Poetry Contest
Brainwsh Ann-Lise
thoughts are deeds,
words are the weeds,
the mind collects sometimes,
a salesman speaks to in your mind,
hard sell his only crime,
the pressure aint sublime...
brainwash the deed,
it chimes....
Don Jonson
Here's our economy model fridge, keeps food cold
This one, two hundred dollars more... keeps food cold I'm told
Then our deluxe model
Keeps stuff cold, doesn't wobble
Or stay with your old fridge, stuff stays cold though it's old
Summer rain
Sidewalk chalkboard eraser
Nature’s dust mop
Gutter gurgling street cleaner
Cold tickles soaking a smile
Awakener of worms
No hands car wash
Childhood puddle dreams
Umbrella salesman
Mud merchant
The hush
Upon the edge of heat
Daddy was left in Osceola, Iowa
Locked into Alzheimer’s unit
Thirty-six miles from home
He had been a Fuller Brush salesman
He knew his way home
He found his way back on a Sunday
Took out his favorite boat
Honored the lake by dying his way in her waters
A propensity to lie
ruins a salesman fast
Though politicians find
it helps careers to last
Married couples fear
to put lies to the test
But when it comes to children
best put all lies to rest
Fluffily Ruffily Woman has an attitude of a hog and a poufy dog.
Fat curls adorned her head front to back, some were pink, others black.
She sat on a matching throne of silk, waiting for salesman who bilk.
They were sent packing by FR Woman whose temper needed no backing.
He walked around the showroom
the cars were shining bright
He told the nearest salesman
I do not see a bike
They thought he meant motorcycles
instead of brand-new cars
The little green man got offended
so he pedaled on back to Mars
Now politicians play word game.
Saying climate change is to blame,
Implying Nature's got it wrong
And that they were right all along.
So these great powers must impress
And claim they can cure the mess.
For they will play the salesman game
And lie that they are not to blame.
The salesman offered free gas for a year,
If Gus would buy a brand new Buccaneer!
Gus exclaimed, "Is this for real?"
Wifie said, "Forget the deal!
You are full of gas already, my dear!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Here lies the body of Stanley Meyer
Inventor, salesman, and consummate liar
A brain aneurysm
Might have kept him from prison
Both he and his fuel cell patents expired
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https://environment.umn.edu/education/susteducation/stanley-meyer-an-infamous-invention-and-death/
Written by Gail DeBole
Fred Hardtselle, a salesman who died,
On his tombstone had these words inscribed:
"In a seance call me,
for a rather small fee,
I'll find out where you're going, and why!"
Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks available on Amazon.com and other retail websites.
senryu / senryu series
the marketplace
well-dressed mannequin
speaks to shoppers
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without knowing
the well-dressed manneqin
beckons shoppers
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eye-speak
the well-dressed mannequin
beckons shoppers
fluid salesman
fools only himself
by sleight-of-mouth
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I would like to purchase a prairie schooner if you please.
The car salesman was brand spanking new.
He had to ask several other salesmen what a prairie schooner was.
None of them knew, so he “Googled” it.
Is this what you mean? He asked, showing her a photo of a prairie schooner.
Yes she said. “And I want it in pink.”