Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Limerick

Free Gas

The salesman offered free gas for a year,

   If Gus would buy a brand new Buccaneer!

      Gus exclaimed, "Is this for real?"

         Wifie said, "Forget the deal!

            You are full of gas already, my dear!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Arthur Vaso September 22, 2013 at 8:41 AM Made me smile, great poem!

Tim Ryerson September 14, 2013 at 3:10 PM Funny stuff Robert and congrats! I think the powers that be should put all this wasted gas to good use...After all it is methane is it not? And what about all these gas-laden cows and sheep that contribute to the hole in the ozone? As a loyal citizen I would gladly contribute my share. After all, I do like beans...

Andrea Dietrich September 10, 2013 at 3:53 PM VERY nicely done. Long time no see Robert. Congrats on this great win.

Skat A September 9, 2013 at 8:29 PM Dear Bob Hinshaw,, congratulations on your win ~SKAT~ :-)

Poet Destroyer A September 9, 2013 at 6:30 PM A good winning poem Bob., have a nice day..Linda

Barbara Gorelick September 9, 2013 at 5:26 PM Oh you! just to funny. Good job,as usual. congrats. BG

Kim Merryman September 9, 2013 at 4:09 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! Truly a great limerick! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Sara Kendrick September 9, 2013 at 3:49 PM Cute one...He must have eaten his share of beans..Congrats on your great win..Sara

Anne-Lise Andresen September 9, 2013 at 12:17 PM - Bob ... CONGRATULATIONS NUMBER: 2 IN CONTEST!!!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Poet Destroyer A September 3, 2013 at 11:02 AM wow! LOL, the ending was very funny.. hahaha.. Good one Bob H., always~ Linda

Anne-Lise Andresen August 22, 2013 at 11:07 AM - Hi Bob.... S-mail !!! :) // Anne-Lise :)

Mitch White August 22, 2013 at 12:06 AM Hmmmm your funny side! I gave a chuckle Smiles my ole friend

Litan Dey August 19, 2013 at 8:25 PM Ha Ha...Factory of free gas!so funny write.i enjoyed it

Ilene Bauer August 19, 2013 at 4:52 PM ha! this one is very funny! i think you should enter it in the contest, for sure!

Anne-Lise Andresen August 19, 2013 at 3:46 PM ...lol....the night is here in Norway...I will og to bed with smile on my lips :)) - Thank you Bob, and good night. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)