Alien Transportation

He walked around the showroom
       the cars were shining bright
    He told the nearest salesman
       I do not see a bike

    They thought he meant motorcycles
      instead of brand-new cars
    The little green man got offended
      so he pedaled on back to Mars
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Kiser Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 3:11 PM
That's a lot of physical labor even for a Martian! Enjoyed.
Baker Avatar
May 29, 2022 at 7:53 PM
Thank for a little light poetry, my friend.
Wolf Avatar
May 29, 2022 at 8:37 PM
I'll have to lighten up a little more often. ~ Less Filling
Watt Avatar
May 26, 2022 at 1:00 PM
The metric Martian goes to the gas station and says, "Take me to your liter"
Wolf Avatar
May 26, 2022 at 7:03 PM
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Thanks for the Hilarious (!) comment, John. Keep those cards and letters comin'!
Proxenos Avatar
May 26, 2022 at 3:47 AM
If we were to try to interpret a foreign language into English there would be so much confusion and so much wrong interpretation, at the end of which a completely different message will be received than what was intended, let alone from PLANET TO PLANET or from human to an alien from Mars. Hugs blessings, Jennifer.
Wolf Avatar
May 26, 2022 at 7:05 PM
Vos zogt du, teyere freynd? Vos vils tsu? ~ I C What U Me NNN!
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