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Alien Transportation

He walked around the showroom the cars were shining bright He told the nearest salesman I do not see a bike They thought he meant motorcycles instead of brand-new cars The little green man got offended so he pedaled on back to Mars

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Date: 5/30/2022 3:11:00 PM
That's a lot of physical labor even for a Martian! Enjoyed.
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Date: 5/29/2022 7:53:00 PM
Thank for a little light poetry, my friend.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/29/2022 8:37:00 PM
I'll have to lighten up a little more often. ~ Less Filling
Date: 5/26/2022 1:00:00 PM
The metric Martian goes to the gas station and says, "Take me to your liter"
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/26/2022 7:03:00 PM
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Thanks for the Hilarious (!) comment, John. Keep those cards and letters comin'!
Date: 5/26/2022 3:47:00 AM
If we were to try to interpret a foreign language into English there would be so much confusion and so much wrong interpretation, at the end of which a completely different message will be received than what was intended, let alone from PLANET TO PLANET or from human to an alien from Mars. Hugs blessings, Jennifer.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/26/2022 7:05:00 PM
Vos zogt du, teyere freynd? Vos vils tsu? ~ I C What U Me NNN!

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