Short Ryder Poems

Red Ryder had a BB gun
That Playboy bunnies could outrun
Their fluffy tails
Alerted males
A Little Beaver is more fun!...

Read More

Basically I am making a sundae
out of my vajina hahahahahaha.
Yeah, this is the normal recipe..
We need to spice up things Don.
(kithay masala ghat kithay bohta)
Note.Suk Suk Suk sehnil Kohleen....

Read More

Here lies the body of
    red ryder guy…
Ignored his mother and
    shot out his eye.

—————


First Place Winner
For the Killing With an Epigram Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Margarita Lillico
Written on 4/22/2022
...

Read More

I'm a fan of Johnny Depp, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Selena Gomez, Ariande Grande, Goo Goo Dolls, Eminem, Rheanna, Dr. Phil, Ellen Degeneres, Paris Jackson, Taylor Swift, Lily-Rose Depp, Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, The Clooneys, and Royalty. Who are you a fan of?...

Read More

QUEQUEG [for Albert Pinkham Ryder]

albert
ate
soup
albert ate
steak
albert ate
meat
most any
meat
not
over
3
days
due

albert
ate
soup
on
the
4th
day
and
died

albert was
the
greatest
artist
this
nation
has
ever
produced

i guess
that
means
he produced
himself.

live
alone
die
alone...

Read More

...
    “And, by the way, it used to make the beer 
brewed here  — it is used to make the brewed beer 
here in this refine- — oh, Earth Rider, 
thanks for the Great Lakes. I wondered 
why (inaudible) — (unintelligible).”

~Joe Biden
POTUS

-...and THANK YOU Wynona Ryder, 
the Great Pumpkin and RED RIDER BB GUNS for the
Grand Canyon.

Amen...

Read More