Short Rubbish Poems
Short Rubbish Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rubbish by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rubbish by length and keyword.
A brand new rubbish bin
Didn't have anything in
This suited it fine
Would like to decline
Being used, as it would be a sin
A brand new rubbish bin
Did not have anything in
This suited it fine
Would like to decline
Being used, as it would be a sin
There was once an alien called Bob
Who had a very rubbish job
He was a teacher
And also a preacher
And he loved breaking door knobs!
This was our family's saying,
"Lost something?" they're braying,
"Look in the bin!' family motto,
Arbiter of stuff, the rubbish grotto!
SEMANTICS
She says it’s waste dietary,
Or rubbish, or garbage,
Or bull-feathers, or bilge.
I say no, dear, it’s poetry.
After Christmas comes Boxing Day
When mum carts the rubbish away
Like one of the boys
Dad plays with our toys
Day is done; what more can I say?
I need to write a happy ditty,
One that's readable and witty
I've been sitting here for ages
Scribbling rubbish on pages and pages
Muse has fainted; what a pity.
Floating
Swimming
Backstroke
A float
Swimmer
Dinner
Catfish
Rubbish
Bottom
Column
A float
Backstroke
4/29/19
My majority years have bolted
and this Mothers Day
Has left me to suppress thoughts,
from our past,
left curbside as rubbish;
That God never intended
to be recyclable;
Rubbish
toss all vagrant words
in the ward of the absurd
lock them all up
there is no race
only those who have no grace
in the bin of social miscreants
With that pendulum you shatter,
killing empathy with your mood swings;
Slivers remain scattered
mixed with understanding,
a pile of rubbish cracking the opulent floor.
Poems cock pit
Oparating the rubbish pit
Extra life beyond graves, that is it?
Mostly done overcoming tick tock fight
Same life in different living with the thorn skin tight.
people are falling from the sky
smog in the air and they can't fly
wearing tattered mismatch rags
they wallow in plastic bags,
waste, and rubbish remains piled high
6/23/2021
being fed rubbish
remember there is no spoon
it's all in your head
5/29/18
little minded people with so little in their lives
promulgating rubbish with their cretinous wives
ooo-ing over news of celebs leaving dives
ahhing over gossip from journos with knives
The queen of rubbish raised her man’s ire
By not calling the king of trash, sire
She just refused
His ‘Royal Refuse’
So he raged into a dumpster fire
For Dumpster Fire Contest
Capitalism is rubbish. Socialism is much worse.
Fascism with nationalism are so bad, of course.
I was looking for nice and positive with "ism" .
Went through everything. And found one- Nudism!
What are the roots that clutch,
What branches grow out of this stony rubbish?
Girl of women,
Boy of man,
Or guess,
For you know only a heap of broken images,
Where the sun beats down on this wasteland.
Jan's cucumber* got quite a spin
From a lady who did not like men
It worked like a charm
And caused her no harm
But got dumped in the rubbish bin
*queuing_for_his_cucumbers_-_bawdy_1277298
The relentless tide of humanity,
I have seen turn for and against me
Meaning nothing to me,
Like living in the sea.
The black waves of sin,
Crush me in
The last sight of the seagull,
A rubbish tip for all.
I dig a compost pit,
to dispose the rubbish
since 1996.
I get the match,
put a kerosene gas.
Voila, they are now ashes,
the whirlwind carries them
away,
hoping they won't drift
and drop on my shoulders
again.
Taradiddle
Means someone or something that's filled
with pretentious nonsense, quite skilled.
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Faradiddle
It's a broader sense of nonsense
or rubbish a falsehood comment.
Publish Rubbish Horn Limerick
In newspaper many things may publish
And most of them were pure rubbish
Trump kind and considerate have heard
And in his vocabulary is no such word
For him to go away we sure do wish.
Jim Horn
The Postman
The postman comes once a day
Leaving rubbish on the floor
All piled up by the door.
Then the dustman comes down the lane
And takes it all away again!
Barry Stebbings
11/05/2016
I like the full English
When it comes to breakfast
Something substantial
For a satisfaction that will last
None of that continental rubbish
All foreign and nasty
And what’s the deal with a croissant
It’s nothing but an empty pasty
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