Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

One More 2020 Tragedy

Jan's cucumber* got quite a spin
From a lady who did not like men
It worked like a charm
And caused her no harm
But got dumped in the rubbish bin

*queuing_for_his_cucumbers_-_bawdy_1277298

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Kim Rodrigues January 4, 2021 at 4:12 PM Meant to make us laugh...you did, with a vegetable! Jan Allison January 6, 2021 at 6:26 AM Shame they have used my name in their poem today Kim Rodrigues January 4, 2021 at 5:04 PM I saw that. Shaking my head. I know you two are just being funny. I guess the individual felt strongly about their stance. Sending you a hug. Jan Allison January 4, 2021 at 4:43 PM unfortunately Kim both Rico and i are now both accused of writing 'porn' it beggars belief that anyone would think it let alone blog about it and then hide behind his religious beliefs what a hypocrite.

Mark Koplin January 4, 2021 at 10:26 AM A big congratulations on potd! I posted yesterday but it disappeared. Hopefully this one stays! Rico Leffanta January 4, 2021 at 10:46 AM Thank you for your comments and support. Wayne Kingston is just upset because his, "Affair of the Tart" did not earn POTD! Aloha! Rico

Gershon Wolf January 2, 2021 at 9:43 PM I guess the lady would rather have a cucumber than a good piece of lumber, eh?! Congrats on POTD, Rico, and Happy New Year to you. ~ Gershon Kim Rodrigues January 4, 2021 at 4:11 PM LOL...no

Joe Sandler January 2, 2021 at 3:25 PM "She should put the cuke in a brine.Let it soak for some time.Excellent substitute for a prickle. Now she has a DILLDOO pickle!

John Lawless January 2, 2021 at 3:24 PM the cucumber she used was very fickle she soaked it in George W. Dickle but in the end it just wouldn't bend so she soaked it and now it's a pickle

Akkina Downing January 2, 2021 at 2:12 PM LOL!! Congratulations on potd, Rico...

Eve Roper January 2, 2021 at 1:06 PM Hahaha! Congratulations on POTD, Rico was that our Jan, because I know she is married with a handsome son. Happy New Year's Hugs Eve

Michelle Faulkner January 2, 2021 at 11:16 AM I'm tickled to see this pickle get POTD - congrats, Rico :)

Robert L. Hinshaw January 2, 2021 at 11:00 AM Congrats, Rico! Well-deserved recognition for your splendid talent! Happy New Year - Bob H

Paula Goldsmith January 2, 2021 at 8:32 AM Congratulations on your POTD win. So cute and funny. Enjoy your win and day. Happy New Year with blessings..............

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 2, 2021 at 7:06 AM Tickle my pickle congratulations my friend! xomo! <3 Mark Koplin January 4, 2021 at 11:11 AM Lol Rico Leffanta January 4, 2021 at 10:26 AM No wonder people are silent about their sex life with the People for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables prying! Loved your comment! Aloha! Rico Mark Koplin January 4, 2021 at 10:25 AM That was awesome Mo!! Maybe a new limerick in the works? Jan Allison January 4, 2021 at 9:24 AM ha ha ha love your comment about the produce section... shame this poem is deemed as pornographic and someone has to blog about it!

Victor Buhagiar January 2, 2021 at 6:40 AM I'm sure Jan liked it. Congrats for POTD> ~~

Tania Kitchin January 2, 2021 at 6:15 AM Ha ha, a cute one Rico, congratulations on POTD! Happy New Year!

Constance La France January 2, 2021 at 5:08 AM Rico, congratulations on POEM OF THE DAY _ Constance

Jan Allison January 2, 2021 at 4:26 AM Oh Rico I am still blushing lol I am SO delighted you got POTD with this gem ! Hugs Jan xx

Anitha Jayasankar January 2, 2021 at 2:35 AM Hahaha... this REALLY made me laugh... thanks for the poem Rico Leffanta. Great idea for a limerick. God bless. Congrats on your POTD.. ~ Ani

Tom Cunningham January 2, 2021 at 1:17 AM Love it Rico, congratulations on POTD. Happy New year. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler January 1, 2021 at 11:05 AM Teehee Rico - thanks for the smiles! Happy New Year to you and blessings for the months to come. Linda

Andrea Dietrich December 31, 2020 at 5:45 PM hahaha. using jan's name again, I see! For some reason, when I write limericks, I like to use the name Fred a lot. or Bobby. I have no idea why.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 31, 2020 at 12:28 PM Giggles Galore! ;D, xomo!

Darlene De Beaulieu December 31, 2020 at 11:07 AM Hello Rico Leffanta, thank you for the laughter. It made my day brighter. Happy New year. Enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu January 1, 2021 at 10:24 AM Hello Rico, you are so welcome my friend. Aloha! Darlene Rico Leffanta December 31, 2020 at 11:08 AM Thank you for reading and commenting! Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison December 31, 2020 at 10:40 AM OMG ha ha ha this is hilarious, thanks so much Rico I am crying with laughter, got to fave this one:-) hugs Jan xx Rico Leffanta December 31, 2020 at 11:08 AM The planned title was, "Q Cumberland" but I thought that sounded too much like a contest theme. Thank you for letting me know you are ending 2020 with laughter! Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Aloha! Rico