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One More 2020 Tragedy

Jan's cucumber* got quite a spin From a lady who did not like men It worked like a charm And caused her no harm But got dumped in the rubbish bin *queuing_for_his_cucumbers_-_bawdy_1277298

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/4/2021 4:12:00 PM

Meant to make us laugh...you did, with a vegetable!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2021 6:26:00 AM

Shame they have used my name in their poem today

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 1/4/2021 5:04:00 PM

I saw that. Shaking my head. I know you two are just being funny. I guess the individual felt strongly about their stance. Sending you a hug.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2021 4:43:00 PM

unfortunately Kim both Rico and i are now both accused of writing 'porn' it beggars belief that anyone would think it let alone blog about it and then hide behind his religious beliefs what a hypocrite.

Mark Koplin

Date: 1/4/2021 10:26:00 AM

A big congratulations on potd! I posted yesterday but it disappeared. Hopefully this one stays!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/4/2021 10:46:00 AM

Thank you for your comments and support. Wayne Kingston is just upset because his, "Affair of the Tart" did not earn POTD! Aloha! Rico

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/2/2021 9:43:00 PM

I guess the lady would rather have a cucumber than a good piece of lumber, eh?! Congrats on POTD, Rico, and Happy New Year to you. ~ Gershon

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 1/4/2021 4:11:00 PM

LOL...no

Joe Sandler

Date: 1/2/2021 3:25:00 PM

"She should put the cuke in a brine.Let it soak for some time.Excellent substitute for a prickle. Now she has a DILLDOO pickle!

John Lawless

Date: 1/2/2021 3:24:00 PM

the cucumber she used was very fickle she soaked it in George W. Dickle but in the end it just wouldn't bend so she soaked it and now it's a pickle

Akkina Downing

Date: 1/2/2021 2:12:00 PM

LOL!! Congratulations on potd, Rico...

Eve Roper

Date: 1/2/2021 1:06:00 PM

Hahaha! Congratulations on POTD, Rico was that our Jan, because I know she is married with a handsome son. Happy New Year's Hugs Eve

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 1/2/2021 11:16:00 AM

I'm tickled to see this pickle get POTD - congrats, Rico :)

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 1/2/2021 11:00:00 AM

Congrats, Rico! Well-deserved recognition for your splendid talent! Happy New Year - Bob H

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 1/2/2021 8:32:00 AM

Congratulations on your POTD win. So cute and funny. Enjoy your win and day. Happy New Year with blessings..............

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 1/2/2021 7:06:00 AM

Tickle my pickle congratulations my friend! xomo! <3

Mark Koplin
Date: 1/4/2021 11:11:00 AM

Lol

Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/4/2021 10:26:00 AM

No wonder people are silent about their sex life with the People for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables prying! Loved your comment! Aloha! Rico

Mark Koplin
Date: 1/4/2021 10:25:00 AM

That was awesome Mo!! Maybe a new limerick in the works?

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2021 9:24:00 AM

ha ha ha love your comment about the produce section... shame this poem is deemed as pornographic and someone has to blog about it!

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/2/2021 6:40:00 AM

I'm sure Jan liked it. Congrats for POTD> ~~

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/2/2021 6:15:00 AM

Ha ha, a cute one Rico, congratulations on POTD! Happy New Year!

Constance La France

Date: 1/2/2021 5:08:00 AM

Rico, congratulations on POEM OF THE DAY _ Constance

Jan Allison

Date: 1/2/2021 4:26:00 AM

Oh Rico I am still blushing lol I am SO delighted you got POTD with this gem ! Hugs Jan xx

Anitha Jayasankar

Date: 1/2/2021 2:35:00 AM

Hahaha... this REALLY made me laugh... thanks for the poem Rico Leffanta. Great idea for a limerick. God bless. Congrats on your POTD.. ~ Ani

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/2/2021 1:17:00 AM

Love it Rico, congratulations on POTD. Happy New year. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 1/1/2021 11:05:00 AM

Teehee Rico - thanks for the smiles! Happy New Year to you and blessings for the months to come. Linda

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/31/2020 5:45:00 PM

hahaha. using jan's name again, I see! For some reason, when I write limericks, I like to use the name Fred a lot. or Bobby. I have no idea why.

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 12/31/2020 12:28:00 PM

Giggles Galore! ;D, xomo!

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 12/31/2020 11:07:00 AM

Hello Rico Leffanta, thank you for the laughter. It made my day brighter. Happy New year. Enjoy your day my friend.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 1/1/2021 10:24:00 AM

Hello Rico, you are so welcome my friend. Aloha! Darlene

Rico Leffanta
Date: 12/31/2020 11:08:00 AM

Thank you for reading and commenting! Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

Date: 12/31/2020 10:40:00 AM

OMG ha ha ha this is hilarious, thanks so much Rico I am crying with laughter, got to fave this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 12/31/2020 11:08:00 AM

The planned title was, "Q Cumberland" but I thought that sounded too much like a contest theme. Thank you for letting me know you are ending 2020 with laughter! Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Aloha! Rico