Short Rolling Pin Poems
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Place the dough on counter,
pull rolling pin till flat,
push into a pie plate,
pile in the cooked ground beef,
potatoes and carrots,
put on the dough topper,
pop in oven till cooked.
Peter the philandering potato farmer,
Wanted so badly to quietly disarm her,
But behind the rolling pin,
His wife's sickly grin,
I doubt he'll be able to charm her.
Just close my eyes, and pulls on the sin,
In the head naked women swarm in a crowd.
And I'm feel pity for them. Poor things!
My jealous wife, like a frenzied hound,
Meets them there with a rolling pin.
Strong flavor of anise
Springerle are biscuits
Super good for dunkin’
Splendid with hot cocoa
Standard German cookie
Stamped with a rolling pin
Special-made at Christmas
written December 12, 2016
for Andrea Dietrich's contest on a Christmas Pleiades
Harry and Hilda Herald in Halloween
haphazard handsome Halloween Harry
has hurried helpless hapless Hilda of Herrington.
ghosts, ghouls and gruesome ghoulish ghouls gather,
greasing Hilda’s handy hardy robust ready rolling pin.
wizards, witches, werewolves and wild wooly wolverines
want wacky wonders warmed and wise.
sassy suave scintillating superheroes hire Harry and Hilda
to harmoniously Halloween harmonize.
The wild turkeys disappeared
just before Thanksgiving.
But the flickers are back. I haven’t seen
the phoebe since last summer.
The nesting hawk is gone.
Searching through the cupboard
for a ladle, I find
a rolling pin that wasn’t mine.
I wonder if the former
lady of the house baked pumpkin pie.
She didn’t leave so much
as her reflection
in a mirror, on a window pane.
We live like birds here
in our seasons.
there is no mother nature ~ mere reality with her rolling pin
spreading an infinite universe ~ with no instructions on a tin
bring humanity into the mix ~ a strange ingredient comes in
the spit of droll intelligence ~ from our salivating menippean
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Still from May Day, to the Summer solstice in June
a Helios vegan picks his nose daily, of the greenest legumes
By
David Kavanagh
The Man of the House
By Elton Camp
“He who would not be a henpecked fool
Must show his wife that he means to rule”
Tom had heard that saying all his life
He tried to apply it when he took a wife
He tried the “man of the house” routine,
Running out the back door Tom was seen
Meg had a rolling pin in her hand
“How dare you make such a demand!”
Tom got a large knot on his head
Only a month after he was wed
What might have worked long ago
Made poor Tom have to eat crow