Short Robbery Poems

New way
to rob gun store
pickup...

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Bacon 
Taken...

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under the sink

the plumber

switches rings...

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Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION...

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You know crime has crossed the line when the Gucci Store suffers a daytime armed robbery.
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Once only robbers wore masks … now I can’t go in my bank without one!

04/16/21...

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I went to the dentist today,
And the fee that I had to pay,
For one little tooth,
Was highly uncouth.
It's highway robbery, I say!

7/18/13...

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Black Bart the PO8
Robbed Wells Fargo in Cal state
His lifestyle—his fate

Claimed his poetry
Not his robbery should have
Jailed him…snobbery...

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I'm  robbery prey

                                    A lady giggled at me.

                                                      I gave her my heart...

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Once I saw a man rob a bank
He ran out leaving the bank blank
He ran away in a boat
He thought was great, the G.O.A.T
But the boat was cheap, so he sank...

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In business, when the 
buyers threatened the sellers with 
guns for cheap prices, 

it is  robbery.
buyers are bands of dangerous 
crooks and robbers.

August 5/2023...

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With your huge and dark, palm of robbery
You came very early, in the morning to wake
My millionaire caring dad, from his comfort bed
With a full-fledged force, you slapped his face...

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TRAUMA

Twist the knife,
Riddled with her innocence,
Against her sweet nectar.
Untimely budding,
Mastered by machination, unimaginable
Aberration of rose’s robbery ~ thorns remain intact.

9/13/2021...

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Cameras are everywhere
Some seen, others hidden
Criminals should be seen
Robbery is forbidden
Nothing is infallible
A youth knew this for sure
He took a chance
Robbed a bank
Then walked straight out the door...

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Cameras are everywhere
Some seen, others hidden
Criminals should be seen
Robbery is forbidden
Nothing is infallible
A youth knew this for sure
He took a chance
Robbed a bank
Then walked straight out the door...

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Bank Robbery

Countdown to go-time
Finger my gun in the line.
They're counting on me
To get it right this time--damn.
Don't they know I'd rather not
Steal to make ends meet? I pull
Out my gun. "Give me the cash."...

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a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

They tell me that Vladimir Putin
Called his guards and they started in shootin'
      Seems some robbers were struck
      With unfortunate luck
'Twas the bank where Vlad kept all his loot in....

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  Brazen acts, once under cover of night
    trust now ransacked in broad daylight

  Rape, armed robbery, carjackings
    released from murky lairs on alien wings

  Our beliefs torn asunder, the world upside down
    no foot traffic seen in our part of town...

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There once was a man called Good Thief,
Soul robbery his expertise, tried no knife,
his disciples even worse,
rob souls of animals, ease!
Believe me, sacred the philosophy of this thief!



Written on 17-08-2013.
For the contest “any New limerick”  by “Black Eyed Susan”...

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Banking & Robbery
On Commerce

As in Title and Circulation
of Letters
Constitution as in it's Freedom
Cannot be Withheld
for General & Peaceful
Assembly
of Framing
Congress
The Loss does and does
not to exist
in the accounting
of codified Department

Military Logistic Command...

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*Obsession Of Killing*

Robbery in a snowy pumpkin patch'
Pumpkins Gone Wild!!
Wateriness of the eyes'
Engravers give mean scary look~

No fingerprints to be found,
Like or resembling autumns doom,
Sign language in every Caucasian shadow~

by;p.d.

(note)
I'm talking about slicing and dicing PUMPKINS...
READ ABOUT THIS POEM......

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Funny Robbery

Hiccup
Stick-up

Resort for Primates

Gorilla
Villa

Country Singer Sounds like a Bird

Trilly
Willy

Small Town Dump

Village
Spillage

The Party Pooper

Thriller
Killer

Frigidity

Chillness
Illness

A Deathly Calm

Stillness
Illness

Measure of Happiness

Smileage
Mileage...

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I am not astonished at all: 
If someone stepped in your front, 
And bully You like a moron. 
You will find being forlorn
In a Helpless complexion  
Even though Many people  
And many monitors out there 
Looking on you 

As you are too unfamiliar 
To the onlookers 
And too common 
To the monitors, 
Achieving an open Robber...

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There was a man:

He Rob the bank

And stole the cash

He shot a tank

And off he dash.

Across the street 

And Into the town

He ran bare feet

Like a funny clown ??

The BBC never saw his face

The radio house never heard his voice

The papers had a blank space

The witness were all false.

Up and coming

I wrote with pen

Now everyone is asking

Who wrote this poem....

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Lake Breaking News

Early this morning, there was a robbery
A turtle mugged a snail down by the pond
The shell the turtle jacked, was off the poor snail's back
and when he turned around, the thief was gone

He went down to the station, after much deliberation
And told the cops his story at last.
With such a keen depiction, they asked for a description
But, the snail said it happened much to fast...

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